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« on: April 25, 2014, 03:11:19 PM »
Galactic Fast Sausage Wars
- a science fiction novel
by richardhead
A long, long time ago in a fast, fast galaxy...
After leaving the stupid planet urstar fish, a group of richards fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into an annoying, space Giant tower of awesomeness.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Donkey Kong, a gay Horse capable of stepping on sand castles and even abduction.
Terrified, a horrendous dragon known as Farquaad ghey flees the Empire, with his protector, shrek ogrelord.
They head for Far far away on the planet earth. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. ogrelord uses his fast Sausage to defend Farquaad.
ogrelord and Dragon Farquaad decide it's time to leave earth and steal a Tacticool rocket to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of spies. ogrelord is attacked and the dragon is captured by the spies and taken back to Far far away.
ogrelord must fight to save Dragon Farquaad but when he accidentally unearths a small Bazooka, the entire future of the fast, stupid galaxy is at stake.
Praise for Galactic Fast Sausage Wars
"I really, really, really hope that ogrelord saves Dragon Farquaad because I love this story soooooo much!"
- The Daily Tale
"A gay Horse, a tribe of spies and a horrendous dragon - haven't we seen this before somewhere?"
This is great.