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Messages - Sami2ss

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Off Topic / Re: Children Don't listen to the Beatles.
« on: May 09, 2012, 06:21:40 AM »
Rap > Screamo.

Eminems good but Lil Wayne is... The forget am I listening to?

have you listened to the office remix of his hustler music song? it's sounds pretty funny lol.

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Tell someone to hide a bomb somewhere in your room and you have to clean in the process of finding it.

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Off Topic / Re: Man is burned in acid in construction accident
« on: May 08, 2012, 05:54:51 AM »
fasf they were cleaning metal

Also, Bisjac, your thread inspired me to do this. It also inspired me to actually buy round bottom flasks etc necessary for intermediate chemistry.

>buy chemicals
>burn eyes out
>claim mental disability and sue bisjac
>???
>get all his money after he sells all his silver and buy more silver.

aren't i a genius? except for the suing part which probably wouldn't work, but you could always just steal his silver at gunpoint.

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Off Topic / Re: Man is burned in acid in construction accident
« on: May 07, 2012, 09:51:41 PM »
why do you people live near each other and are like best buds but i'm probably farthest away from anybody in the us except kalphiter and i don't think he would like me anyway  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Re: I feel bad when I play GTA IV
« on: May 07, 2012, 09:37:24 PM »
Niko is a man with class. When you hit someone out of respect he says "I hope you have life insurance!"

health insurance but ok

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well i'm doing trigonometry right now and i keep forgetting the formula so this will help i think :P

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Off Topic / Re: My friend is so ignorant
« on: May 07, 2012, 08:34:37 PM »
you should have told him you were 15th prestige in mw3, would have made him run and duck for cover from your ac130

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Off Topic / Re: I feel bad when I play GTA IV
« on: May 07, 2012, 08:31:07 PM »
good thing i've been playing since i was like 8.

>that moment in your life when you realize those purple sticks in gta sa were carrots because you were too young

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There's nothing dishonest about it, it helps you solve math problems..

and by help he means gives you the answers

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watch this site get taken down.

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Off Topic / Re: Fun - We Are Young
« on: May 07, 2012, 06:26:58 PM »
please proceed to load a bullet into the chamber of the nearest firearm and shoot yourself.

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Off Topic / Re: New form of Malware; Ransomware
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:45:53 PM »
Holy stuff, here's your money!

thank you for your credit card number.

i wonder if they check if the credit card is valid/has money in it before granting the computer, if they even stop their virus

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Off Topic / Re: YouTube comments
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:42:19 PM »
forget!!!!!!!! - 1200 likes

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