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Off Topic / Re: Radiation hit california.

« on: March 16, 2011, 08:18:09 PM »

No way in hell it's already at California.

I'm not an expert on nuclear science but its way too soon already to have any significant noticeable radiation on the west coast of the USA already.  There's only been very small leaks that are barely noticed in places as far away from the nuclear power plant as Tokyo.

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 07:58:30 PM »

I only read the first post to this, but empathy is a sign of stupidity in my book.

Empathy is, according to Wikipedia, the ability to share feelings.

If your friend's dog died, would you not feel sad?  If you would, that's empathy.  Even if you didn't know the dog.

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Off Topic / Re: Is there a way to pay for Minecraft on a US card?

« on: March 16, 2011, 07:14:00 PM »

Look, can someone just tell me the steps, because the payment system is seriously jacked up for me.
It says the card can't be used for payment but THERE'S MONEY ON THE CARD! And we ENTERED THE RIGHT VALUES!

Are you sure there's enough money on the card, though?

Convert the price of Minecraft in euros to USD, by just typing into Google: "30 euros in usd", replace 30 with whatever minecraft costs in euros.

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 07:12:57 PM »

WHAT THE FACE

Disorder   Your Score
Major Depression:   Moderate
Dysthymia:   Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:   Very High
Cyclothymia:   High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:   Extremely High
Postpartum Depression:   N/A

In reality you can't exactly trust an automated test for real results.  If you think you have an actual problem or you just want to talk I suggest actually talking to a trained professional or your parents.

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 07:06:26 PM »

So why did you decide to come back?
I would love to re-read that hilarious signature. Where did you hide it?

Like I told SeventhSandvich in a PM, I eventually just got bored and wanted to partake in some discussions on the forums, but not every single one.

I feel that you cannot be "head honcho" (regardless of everyones opinion on you) without making a giant ass of yourself, as I did then.  So, I'm not going to be mr starfish and pretend to be on top of everyone.

But anyways, Iban is once again creating himself a condescending ego attitude.  This attitude will continue for a while, then he'll somehow get banned or leave after being yelled at by everyone, and then will continue to go "Yeah those lesser intelligent folk over there are stupid!  Wait here, let me go register again."

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:30:05 PM »

Mark Zuckerberg has $7,000,000,000 in a personal account because he made a website that a lot of people use.

Let him spend it buying his own private island for his wedding, while my mom earns $75,000 a year keeping people from dying.
I wrote it as I went along. I'm not so feeble-minded as you think.
As you previously stated: It's a joke. Your political ideologies do not interest me.
I'm likely older than you. Nope, sorry. You're 1,337 years old! That's quite a large margin between us. Maybe everything you say does have validity to it because you've lived through every regime change since Rome fell.
Your sarcasm detector is completely broken. How could you eve begin to think I'm not for socialized medicine if I'm a loving communist?
Beautiful tangent, though not as elegant as my richard brown townogy because it makes no point and pretty much just proves you're a pubescent stuffface that thinks exactly like Momma and Poppa bear do without knowing any of the rationale behind it.

- IB☭N

Nevermind.  You're obviously still the same stuck up person.  Obviously your "kommunism is kool" theory stomps out everyone and everything.

Nice job belittling me because I'm in the working class. What a respectable and upstanding person you are.

As for your other point, there is a reason I say the world is unfit for communism. Communism is Utopia, and people are like you: handicapped, greedy. and narrow minded.

Wait, what?

A few summers ago I visited Russia, Armenia and Georgia.  All three were countries under the Soviet Union.  I asked people who were alive during those times (at least 20 years old, 60-70 today), they said it wasn't exactly the best time to be alive.

Again, bringing me to "you are throwing red colors on yourself and saying you love communism when you have no idea about it."  And no, I have no idea about it whatsoever, I certainly didn't live during those times either like you too.  But I'm not trying to suck Marx's richard here, now am I?

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Off Topic / Re: Chubby kid COMPLETELY OWNS scrawney kid

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:16:55 PM »

What's the story behind this? Who was the aggressor? Was the little kid fighting back from being bullied or was he just a punk? まほ～

Apparently, the larger kid was being bullied (somehow) by the smaller skinny kid, probably through name-calling.

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Off Topic / Re: Is there a way to pay for Minecraft on a US card?

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:13:59 PM »

There's no way of buying Minecraft with a pre-paid debit card, even via PayPal, and in fact PayPal will charge that card $1 every time you try to.

Your only hope is to find someone that will actually take your prepaid debit card in exchange for them buying Minecraft for you.

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Games / Re: Homefront

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:10:25 PM »

That's not a pre-order. That's for playing on the first day of launch.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFforget

I didn't play multiplayer at all.

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Games / Re: New Jurassic Park Game OMGWTFBBQ

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:09:40 PM »

forget yes.

Jurassic Park: The Game begins where the Barbasol can left off...

YES.

Survive confrontations with T-Rex, Velociraptors and other dinosaurs.

DOUBLE YES.

... Dennis Nedry ...

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 06:02:30 PM »

i lol'd
because i looked at the topic title, then general nick's and iban's post.

Don't worry, my life is fine.

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Off Topic / Re: Am I depressed?

« on: March 16, 2011, 05:56:36 PM »

I'm sorry you can't cope with a superior societal ideology.

Does it make your capitalist ding-dong shrivel up into a popcorn shrimp? I'm sorry. Go spend your waged slave money on some Viagra.

- IB☭N

How long did that richard joke take to think of?

And of course, I'm totally a capitalist.  Excuse me, I need to go drink some Chardonnay while reading The Economist in my 4 acre² living room, in my extra large arm chair in front of a fire.

Suddenly General Nick comes in and starts stuff.
It's just like the good old days!

I'm not really trying to start stuff.  It just bothers me to see kids that go and throw up Communism references all over themselves and act like everything was all nice and happy in the USSR.

Oh stuff 7 replies.

Because stupid people that do lazy stuff like plow fields and cook food don't deserve healthcare.

- IB☭N

They don't deserve healthcare for their work?  Yeah, ok.  So you deserve healthcare for when you break your toe on the corner of your cubicle desk at work where you sit all day, but the lower-class who pretty much breaks their backs to feed America don't?

That's why Communism cannot exist right now. People are not self-motivated. People are like you. They see that they'd be taken care of even if they did not or could not work, so they choose the lazy lifestyle.

Communism will be more likely to exist in a stable condition without an unethical government post-eugenics.

- IB☭N

Oh Jesus H. Christ, it's like watching a kid play with an aerosol can and a lighter during his own brain surgery, but the kid is pointing the can and lighter at his brain.

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Minecraft documentary has met its goal! Dropshock's ZombieCraft map!

« on: March 16, 2011, 05:40:04 PM »

And I was on both (not at the exact same moment), because humans are capable of that.

My mom was totally not okay with consoles.  I don't know why, she just never wanted them in the house.

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Off Topic / Re: Post-Apocalyptic Planning

« on: March 16, 2011, 05:38:58 PM »

They beat you to it.

Theirs looks like plastic.

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Off Topic / Re: Would you rather? Megathread.

« on: March 16, 2011, 05:35:36 PM »

Extremely untalented.

... be a Japanese tsunami refugee or penniless black man in Detroit? マホ～

I choose the japanese characters you have there.