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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 12, 2015, 04:15:44 PM »
"Fuel at half,"

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:08:25 PM »
hate to tell you this but freight trains aren't that maneuverable

this one is

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 10, 2015, 10:16:57 PM »
"I love it, fast, maneuverable, colossal. I'm flying a freight train,"

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 09, 2015, 09:21:24 PM »
"Alright, alright, I know. Sorry. I was pulling some manoeuvres with it that I shouldn't have been doing. I actually wanted to talk to you guys about that. I think the performance of the aircraft could be greatly increased if the structural strength of that thing could be improved. If we weren't in the middle of the warzone I'd explain in further detail, but... maybe another time."

Kissinger can be heard foaming at the mouth with harsh epithets about the F35.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 09, 2015, 08:43:21 PM »
I climb the aircraft up to a thousand or so feet above the carrier and keep vigil. The noise never leaves me, though.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:08:02 PM »
Jaakko successfully urinates into the piddle pack!

The solution emits the smell of urea and coagulates.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:46:58 PM »
Jaakko attempts to urinate into a piddle pack.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:55:51 PM »
"'Booms booms booms.' Who the hell uses booms? In case you didn't notice, the carrier has drogues hung behind it," Jaakko says.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:58:56 AM »
Jaakko eases into position behind the drouge, and deploys the sheathed fuel probe. He misses the basket around the line twice, before finally making a connection. The hiss of fuel flow cannot be heard over the deafening engines of the carrier.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 06, 2015, 11:14:13 PM »
I check my fuel gauge. There's only about half an hour of fuel left, I had only started out with the tanks half full. Afterburning around didn't help. Colossal aircraft, colossal engines, colossal fuel consumption.

"Flight control, request refueling slot,"

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 06, 2015, 05:49:42 PM »
Jaakko begins making a huge orbit around the cloud.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:16:52 AM »
Jaakko is exuberant in the success of his maneuver. He gently brings the aircraft back onto the bearing of the carrier. He punches the throttle and observes the only cloud bank to be seen in the sky. He observes the torcreepes to see if there is a contrail.


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Off Topic / Re: stuff invented in your city/country?
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:26:49 AM »
The United States invented the modern world, the nuclear age, and death by natural causes.

My town didn't invent stuff.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 05, 2015, 11:17:44 PM »
Jaakko can be heard shrilling in delight at the fact that he can out run missiles. He noses the aircraft up slowly to avoid running into the ground, and begins a shallow climb. The missiles' engines will die, and they will bleed energy trying to stay with him.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: October 05, 2015, 08:17:03 PM »
Jaakko firewalls the throttle and dives hard. AAM's are slower the HSM's so maybe it's possible to outrun them.

"GEARY! Help!" He yells.

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