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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 21, 2015, 06:41:32 PM »

break into captains office and cancel it

if hes there stab him, but not out in the open where people can see

You get out of disposals, run through maintenance, and dart into the gravity generator room. You start breaking in to the teleporter room.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 21, 2015, 03:51:15 PM »

seek out a spess suit, oxygen tank and mask and a intellicard

also bring a full toolbelt

You have a full toolbelt, you're an engineer!

You take the mask and emergency oxygen bottle from your bag. You still need that spesssuit though.

There's an Intellicard in tech storage outside of engineering, and there are hardsuits there too.

PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately ten minutes.

REASON: Atmos bombed.

Well, you've done it now!

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 19, 2015, 07:42:18 PM »

Allah akbar the borg.

You must complete your objectives!

no you totally have a flash

the canister bomb

throw it at the borg, run, and hit the switch

You don't have a flash. You don't know if it's a Borg or not, and there's no time for light switches.

You can't throw a canister!

jump into disposals unit and make sure suit sensors are off

You jump in disposals, and wait. You relax, and you get flushed.

Eventually you arrive in disposals. You smash the detonator. Atmospherics explodes with a force that can be felt across the station.

What do you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 18, 2015, 11:05:24 PM »

Set a timer on the bomb and run like hell

It's a canister bomb that's remotely activated.

pull out a flash you happened to have and flash the borg, then cut out its battery using stuff you have on your toolbelt

What are you a wizard? You don't have a flash.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 18, 2015, 07:47:23 PM »

assemble bomb, then leave the maintenance tunnels to look for the captain

alternatively, assemble bomb then begin an attack to steal the AI

I believe we have a supermatter engine, if he wants to release singulo he would have to setup the whole singularity engine, and by the time he does that the plasma fire will kill him

You assemble the canister bomb. You are currently in atmos.

You hear a sec comp-o-lator rasp the words HALT. SECURITY.

The doors in the room have been bolted. The AI probably saw the goddamned mess you left out, and rather than clean the corpse and dump it in disposals, you desecrated it for all to see. ASSIMOV has called sec.

What do you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 18, 2015, 12:09:59 PM »

call shuttle

detonate the bomb before you leave

You haven't even set them up the bomb. You also haven't accomplished any of your objectives. To add, you have 6 telegems left.

You decide to try for a shuttle call. You clear your throat.

"OH GOD ITS LOOSE CALL THE SHUTTLE"

Common channel erupts in panic. Engineering channel has people asking for answers. The AI attempts to calm the raving greytiders and cowards. The AI must have notified command, because the shuttle never comes.

stuff on the corpse.
stuff everywhere.

You return to atmospherics and desecrate the corpse. Your colon feels empty. The bomb materials have heated up. You can assemble the bomb now.

There is a huge mess on atmospherics floor that somebody should clean up. What do you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 18, 2015, 11:55:36 AM »

You leave the canister bomb materials in atmos, snatch some mesons, and dive into the maintenance tunnels. The mesons show you the floor plan, but not any entities that may be in the labinth of tunnels.

You here the loud rumble. Screams erupt over the radio. Toxins has exploded, and there's a massive plasma fire making its way through science.

You are in the maintenance that runs between engineering and science. You are the traitor, and you have your objectives. What do you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 18, 2015, 08:00:04 AM »

Evaporate it with your laser sword

You butcher the corpse, destroy the hardsuit, and make a goddamned ruckus. You might want to get rid of the mess before somebody comes in.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 17, 2015, 08:14:02 PM »

fill an empty canister with as much phoron as you can, minimum of 4k pressure

heat up an oxygen tank until it's twice phoron's ignition temp but be careful about not letting the oxygen get too high pressure

put the tank in the canister and connect the remote signaler to the release valve of the phoron tank

You force your way into atmospherics via ghetto hacking. A nerd in a stuff green hard suit stares at you.

"H- Hey, yo- you can- t be-e in he-

go on a genocide crusade with 2 energy swords glued together

You purchase a two bladed energy sword on the spot for 14 telegems, and behead that Atmos tech mid-stutter.

To recap, you've forced your way into the atmospherics room, are prepping bomb materials, and there's a mess on the floor. What do you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 17, 2015, 12:18:58 PM »

atleast its not Citadel

Why all the Paradise hate?

Would a remote signaller work as a detonator?

Surely as a SE you could find one

You go to tech storage and retrieve two remote signalers and an igniter. You fasten the assembly together, then to the thank. You set the channels and codes. You now have a huge, somewhat underpowered bomb.

Are there any clowns on the space station?

There are four, and four mimes. All of them are settling a blood feud in arrivals. The mimes have walled themselves in, and the clowns have set up dozens of banana peels around the walls. It won't end well.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 17, 2015, 09:21:26 AM »

Bumpercars.

You go into maintenance and work a welder fuel tank into an IED. Most of the components are there, but you don't have a detonator.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: September 16, 2015, 10:42:06 PM »

Jaakko tears his helmet off and runs his hand through his hair. It's soaked.

Just another near death experience.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 16, 2015, 08:39:18 PM »

Make a bomb and plant it in the station's core.

Atmospherics has some pretty good bomb supplies, plus, atmos techs are the lowest of the low. Nobody will believe them. You march up to the door to find out that you don't have atmos access.

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 16, 2015, 05:39:53 PM »

engineers spawn with leather gloves which act like insulated and black (firefighter's) gloves so the no insulated gloves thing isnt a problem

plus there's an industrial welder on your toolbelt

I play paradise

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Forum Games / Re: Space Station 14 - Disaster Adventure

« on: September 16, 2015, 04:50:14 PM »

You set up the superstuff engine without fail. The fox person is devoured during the setup of Lord Singuloth. Nobody norms the loss of the minority, the CE drunkly stammers about the loss of a hard suit.

You call the CE to hear your challenge over the radio. There is no response.

The AI ASS.IMOV informs you that the CE is face-down in a pile of pan-galactic gargle blasters. ASSIMOV informs you that he is going to be treated for alcohol poisoning.

You return to the engineering staff room. It turns out all the other degenerates have hoarded all the supplies, such as insulated gloves, multitools, and industrial welders. All of the main hard suits have been modified by the animals to fit their characters. Hard storage, and all of its other goodies have been locked down by the national socialist AI.

Poly, the CE's obnoxious parrot, crows an order to wire the solars. The Vox bird-person, being the only acceptable and decent other species on the station, claims he'll wire them.