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Off Topic / Re: Post things you want me to record myself saying and I will record them

« on: April 21, 2016, 11:32:34 PM »

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRTMwd5X6S
CARAMELLDANSEN

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 11:25:39 PM »

It wasn't murder
He was boiling so much his joints came apart
You know how chicken comes apart easily like it slips off when it's cooked really well
Yeah well imagine that with bubbles and tides and stuff

holy stuff i need to see this

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 11:20:55 PM »

jesus richard
was it a murder?
I know you said the guy has a sleeping disorder but how did he get dismembered?

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 11:13:23 PM »

i mean honestly what was i expecting

nothing but the very best, 'hon

My mom is a cop right

One of the calls she was on was to go to a house that reported terrible smells coming from it
The guy was naked in the kitchen and he was super obese
Apparently he fell and broke his arm but died of suffocation from his fat rolls covering his mouth

wow
i didnt even expect that this could happen
i was just speaking in theory too

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 11:01:45 PM »

what are they on the verge of dying from

suffocation from fat rolls
that would be kinda hot though
just imagine their corpse decomposing
the rolls of fat melting like fresh lard in an oven
then the blood pools at the bottom of the corpse
just imagine licking it up once you can open the ribcage

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:51:43 PM »

I still can't believe how underrepresented my primary kink is its not an unpopular one ik this was already discussed but yeah

what is ya kink

i have a crying special interest

you
SICK
SADIST BASTARD
no jk

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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion on the whole list of tumblr-genders

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:47:52 PM »

Do you want to be eaten out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH
MY
GOD
MY SIDES

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:26:00 PM »

Idk....
I'll think about it if you draw a picture of a fabulous foot

im sure he has some feet somewhere inside his mouth
or on one of his tentacles

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:21:16 PM »

Anyone have a special interest for the lord of madness and the Abyss, god of all who dwell in the dark, Azathoth?

Imagine his tentacles going up your ass and fondling your richard (or inserted into your vagina if youre a girl)

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Off Topic / Re: Post things you want me to record myself saying and I will record them

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:14:09 PM »

Request


Get your fresh hot spicy memes here, only 99 cents a pop

I want you to yell WOAH HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GVWJ5gP6NA

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Drama / Re: BlocklandBlockoCity's Butt Panic

« on: April 21, 2016, 10:00:54 PM »

what the gosh-darned forget are you guys going on about

watch out
the party van is headed for you for not censoring your f word

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 09:59:04 PM »

gadamn

squats
do squats pls

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Off Topic / Re: Post things you want me to record myself saying and I will record them

« on: April 21, 2016, 09:58:17 PM »

say help me I want to get out of this autism nightmare

i have another request

say that becquerel existing is awesome

http://vocaroo.com/i/s019XJQpxPah

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 06:06:33 PM »

brb getting maxx

no
i said anyone
not noone

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Off Topic / Re: Tay's special interest Thread (Weenie-Hut Kinksters)

« on: April 21, 2016, 06:04:24 PM »

id let anyone feel me up