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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: November 29, 2015, 08:36:13 PM »
forget off i love niqk peanut butter version 2.0
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Forum Games / Re: If you could create a computer virus, what would it be
« on: November 29, 2015, 04:48:38 PM »
bandersnatch.exe
when activated by clicking on it (display name will be something important like NVIDIA Control Center, or a system file, something critical for the computer to run), it deploys a rootkit into the lowest possible levels of the system that subtly encrypts every file it comes across, but doesnt save the encrypted file over the original yet. after a few days, when a predetermined zero day comes around, the rootkit shuts the user out of the system on every account, including safe mode. it then generates a 4096 bit RSA encryption key and simultaneously saves the encrypted files over the original copy, and then creates a screen informing the user that to unlock the system and decrypt the files using the RSA key, he must hand over a substantial sum of money. once this is done, the virus decrypts the files and deletes itself but leaves the rootkit intact listening on a random port for more attacks to be carried out once given the order by the primary C&C server
when activated by clicking on it (display name will be something important like NVIDIA Control Center, or a system file, something critical for the computer to run), it deploys a rootkit into the lowest possible levels of the system that subtly encrypts every file it comes across, but doesnt save the encrypted file over the original yet. after a few days, when a predetermined zero day comes around, the rootkit shuts the user out of the system on every account, including safe mode. it then generates a 4096 bit RSA encryption key and simultaneously saves the encrypted files over the original copy, and then creates a screen informing the user that to unlock the system and decrypt the files using the RSA key, he must hand over a substantial sum of money. once this is done, the virus decrypts the files and deletes itself but leaves the rootkit intact listening on a random port for more attacks to be carried out once given the order by the primary C&C server
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: November 29, 2015, 12:04:12 PM »
bubbagum is bubbalicious
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Off Topic / Re: there's no toilet paper at my house.
« on: November 29, 2015, 12:47:45 AM »spread your asschecks and whistle to your dog (if you have one)what the stuff
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Off Topic / Re: there's no toilet paper at my house.
« on: November 29, 2015, 12:46:34 AM »I've used a towel before when there wasn't any toilet paper. The towel was white, now it has forgetin stains all over itsend pics to mr man
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Off Topic / Re: there's no toilet paper at my house.
« on: November 28, 2015, 11:37:25 PM »That's why you use your hand at the same timeOH IT FEELS GOOD
Btw, you just had a Holy stuff.
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Off Topic / Re: there's no toilet paper at my house.
« on: November 28, 2015, 11:35:56 PM »Take a stuffimagine the amount of water mixed with feces running down your legs and onto the shower floor and into the drain
Flush
Go into shower
Turn it on
Bend down
Let the water clean your ass hole.
really stuffy
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Off Topic / Re: there's no toilet paper at my house.
« on: November 28, 2015, 10:12:56 PM »
use your hands
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Off Topic / Re: My friend just sent me: "The tale of (ยด･ω･`)"
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:29:47 PM »
holy stuff this is golden treasure
i wonder what happened to OP, Denko, and the other chick he forgeted
i wonder what happened to OP, Denko, and the other chick he forgeted
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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information
« on: November 28, 2015, 04:40:31 PM »I have never seeked drugs they just find me probably because the only two people I hang out with are Nick and trinicktrinick is handsome
plus hes amazing with computers from what ive seen
but i digress
Anyway, what was the first drug you guys have tried?
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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:58:40 PM »
how the hell do you guys even get your drug of choice
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Off Topic / Re: What career/job do you want to work (when you grow up)?
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:51:21 PM »Well, I'm grown up already, so there's that. I'm happy with where I'm at as a programmer, but I want to get into executive management.can you teach me some stuff
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Games / Re: Has anyone played Homeworld?
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:05:20 PM »
Homeworld seems nice, but Ill stick with Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
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Forum Games / Re: Sell the above user
« on: November 28, 2015, 03:12:40 AM »
well fitted for bdsm
hey, love sells
100$ an hour
hey, love sells
100$ an hour