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Off Topic / Re: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck 4/13
« on: May 23, 2012, 02:08:05 AM »so uhson
i just finished cascade
yeah
son tape a bunch of jet boots to the top of your finger
then activate them
and put finger ontop of mouse button
then start clicking away on the mspa website
seriously your far behind
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Off Topic / Re: What Instruments You Play?
« on: May 23, 2012, 02:01:52 AM »
Trombone
Low Brass forget yes.
Low Brass forget yes.
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Off Topic / Re: I hate puberty.
« on: May 23, 2012, 01:59:43 AM »when I get a random boner I walk it off.Ay son, y u double post
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Off Topic / Re: Hot Girls v4
« on: May 22, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »i'll post later....dho eet
want me to post my folder
hidden of course
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Off Topic / Re: GOD loving DAMNIT, ANOTHER loving STOMACH BUG!!
« on: May 22, 2012, 09:50:18 AM »what are stomach bugsi think theyre bugs that look like miniature human stomachs.
nevermind I probably don't want to know
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Off Topic / Re: If you can have 4 fictional/real people to go with you, who would they be?
« on: May 22, 2012, 09:27:31 AM »
Morgan Freeman
Gordon Freeman
Azathoth
Nodens
Gordon Freeman
Azathoth
Nodens
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Off Topic / Re: SCP Megatopic - Gojira wants to ride 682.
« on: May 22, 2012, 08:42:42 AM »Quote
Item #: SCP-3-JHOLY stuff WOAH
Object Class: KETER KETER KETER HOLY stuff THIS IS KETER KILL IT KILL IT DESTROY IT BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in O5 Headquarters, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1.000000000000000000000001 Information Technology armed with Pennies.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins loving its Hand, Dr. Jack Bright is to Hitting SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Spongebob'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a Green Spider. Like most members of its species, it is able to Raping pizza, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with town, which causes it to turn into adjective. Whenever this happens, all Horse within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to Hyperventilating uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Barbera Streisand. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Montaede where the 49'ers. were using it in order to Take over the world. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Spongebob'') was able to recover the object with only Grahams Number civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1
Dr. Riddler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Riddler, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to Stuff. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr f?
Dr. f: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Riddler: Excellent! I am now introducing the Stuff to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. f: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Riddler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE Phallus! IT'S GOT MINE Phallus! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Off Topic / Re: Going to MCM, already got 8 hugs from girls I haven't even met, JACKPOT
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:36:24 PM »sounds like a lesbo orgyI can come!
you'll be alone
wait no i cant
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Creativity / Re: carolcat's SCP readings (OP updated with Duke 'till Dawn, Part 2)
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:22:27 PM »Oh this is nice. Someone reading these things that doesn't sound like they have gravel down their throat.So much of this
Really, what is it with people reading things in gravelly voices like they have pebbles instead of cereal and salt water instead of milk.
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Off Topic / Re: Friend acts like a richard as his mind has been forgeted by his balls.
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:21:36 PM »
oh god I came in here expecting his friend to actually act like his Phallus has a mind and was forgeted by his Testicles
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Off Topic / Re: SCP Megatopic - Gojira wants to ride 682.
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:00:55 AM »It snapped your other neck, I see.idungateet
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Off Topic / Re: SCP Megatopic - Gojira wants to ride 682.
« on: May 21, 2012, 04:57:13 AM »
forget 682 that stuff would kill you.
I would want to ride 173, plus because im riding it like a horse its back will be visible to me so it cant move.
Plus were already lovers.
I would want to ride 173, plus because im riding it like a horse its back will be visible to me so it cant move.
Plus were already lovers.