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« on: March 07, 2013, 12:07:17 AM »
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Why aren't you running after them? That seems incredibly silly. Also, why did you believe that an earthquake is happening when the ground wasn't physically shaking? Plus, it seemed quite obvious that the 'tornado' was fake, and I don't see how you fell for that. You are the dumbest people I have ever seen, and I'm blonde! Isn't that quite precarious? Whatever, I'm happy to pay for my crimes; I had a nice life. Blondes have the most fun!"