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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 09:20:58 PM »

Yell "WAIT I CAN TUNE UP YOUR CAR REALLY WELL IF YOU LET US LIVE!!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!"

There's still hope for my plan.

: I HAVE NO CAR!

: ANY LAST WORDS, starfishS?
: Yes.
: What would killing us do?
: We don't have the money on us, and we already spent some of it
: And even if you did know where it was, you would never find out how to get to it.
: SHUT UP.
: HOW ABOUT YOU, GIRL.
: I have a joke, actually.
: What's stupid, has a sword, and is about to paint the walls red?
: A warrior penguin?
: ...No.

: My sword!
: What the f--

: OH GO-AGBALARHABRAJGGHL
: WHY THE forget DID YOU DO THAT?
: He was going to kill us.
: HE HAD NO loving SWORD HOW WOULD HE KILL US
: COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST loving KNOCKED HIM OUT OR SOMETHING
: THERE IS loving BLOOD EVERYWHERE
: I THINK HIS LIVER IS ON MY HEAD
: That's a lung.
: THERE ARE A TON OF PEOPLE IN HERE WHO PROBABLY HEARD THOSE SCREAMS AND NOW WE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE loving POLICE
: DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU DO THINGS?
: Yes.
: I had a feeling you would complain so I was saving this.

: My sword!
: What the forget!
: Woah woah woah WAIT.
: What the forget did you just do?
: I put us in an alternate timeline where this guy didn't die.
: STOP BLABBERING ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE THINGS.
: I STILL HAVE TWO FISTS NAMED ALLISON AND KRISTIN, AND THEY'RE DYING TO MEET YOU.
: You name your fists?
: DON'T JUDGE ME.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 08:26:12 PM »

: You think you can fool me?
: YOUR SHAVED MOUSTACHES ARE FOOLING NO ONE!
: Is that a loving SHORTSWORD?
: YES.
: A WHOLE 8 INCHES OF STAINLESS STEEL THAT IS JUST BEGGING TO BE SHOVED IN YOUR FACE.
: STOP HIDING THE GIRL. SHE WILL DIE AS WELL.
: Listen to him.
: He is weakened by his rage.
: That makes NO sense.
: He is here only for vengeance.
: It's like how karate should only be used for honorable purposes.
: His mind is clouded by his anger, making my powers stronger against him.
: If you say so.
: Here's the plan, I'm go----
: WHICH CHA CHA CHAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!
: stuff HE'S CHARGING JUST RUN

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 07:24:51 PM »

: Get dressed, Sophia.
: Today, we're walking into an obvious trap.
: I don't want to get out of bed.
: There's still room for you. We can stay and not walk into a trap.
: Sophia.
: When walking into an obvious trap, magic can be helpful.
: I can't use magic. You can.
: Fine, but only because I don't want to pay for the room when you die.
: Glad to see you care so much about me.

: Why the hood?
: The clam guy won't recognize me.
: I also took my hair tie out. He would likely recognize my ponytail.

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Forum Games / Re: [300x300]World of Chaos 2 - Running in the 90's...or is it further in time?

« on: January 19, 2013, 06:25:55 PM »

Hide behind the hill and whistle, luring the guard to you. Once he's near you, grab him and choke him behind cover.

Optional: Shout 'forget THE TEMPLARS' as loud as you can.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 06:22:53 PM »

: Hi.
: Hello?
: Guess who.
: Clam guy?
: Damnit!
: I was having fun.
: You suck at having fun.
: ANYWAY
: I told you I was going to find you.
: WHY DID YOU DOUBT ME?
: I never---
: That game was rigged. SO RIGGED.
: Wha--
: You must have switched the clams after I gave my guess.
: Uh--
: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FOR A SECOND.
: I didn't say--
: I have wanted posters all over Johannesburg with your faces.
: You moustached crusaders will never get away with this.
: Moustached? You must have the wrong number my friend.
: Me and my partner here are clean shaven.
: Facial hair is against my religion.
: Oh yeah?
: What religion is that?
: Uh...
: Athenianism!
: Yeah, that's it.
: We believe in the way of the Greeks.
: Greece is not a real country, and you are probably just an englishman in a dress.
: The faster you admit to your crimes, the better.
: If it makes you feel better, I will show you our faces.
: I just hope you know you will see no moustaches.
: Meet me at the KFC near the pizzeria.
: IF YOU'RE LATE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 05:21:45 PM »

You told Sophia this would be awkward. She didn't listen.

The phone is ringing.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 04:43:29 PM »

You turn on the lights for a better look.

Looking closer, you can see that it's just a picture taped on to the window. Lame.

: I'm assuming you couldn't sleep.
: What makes you say that?
: You're looking at a fake picture at 4 in the morning.
: It's hard to fall asleep on a couch.
: I said that you could sleep in the bed, but you refused.
: Once again, I'm uncomfortable sleeping with an eight year old.
: TEN.
: And once again, I said that I didn't mean anything loveual.
: I died when I was 27 past life so I don't know if that makes you feel better?
: Why would you reincarnate yourself as a sev---ten year old anyway?
: The problem with most of my tricks were that people didn't trust me.
: I had a mischievous vibe to others.
: I wonder why.
: Ha.
: What about your um..
: Powers?
: They're not really powers.
: Think of it more like a disease, or a curse.
: Wouldn't those disappear through the recreation stage?
: You have no idea how this works, do you?
: Why do you think people with cancer and AIDS never come back?
: I thought I just wouldn't know them because they changed their appearance.
: How did you get your 'curse' anyway?
: By not getting sleep. Can I get some now?
: I still have questions though.
: 'Can I get some now' was rhetorical.
: Once again, I invite you to the bed.
: Fine.
: But don't expect my questions to disappear.
: They'll come up later.
: Can't wait.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 03:49:52 PM »

pff who needs blankets anyways?

i knew i forgot something damnit

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 03:40:47 PM »

You fail to get any sleep that night.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 02:48:56 PM »

: This is the best bed ever.
: A girl could get used to this.
: So I was wondering if we could talk ab-
: -Yeah yeah, can we talk about this in the morning?
: I want to enjoy the full experience of this bed.
: Seriously, you have to try this.
: No thanks. I'm uncomfortable sleeping with a nine year old.
: Ten. And I don't mean that kind of sleeping with.
: That would be weird.
: Just feel how comfy this is.

: This bed is way too small for me.
: I'd rather sleep on the couch.
: You suck at having fun.
: Suit yourself. This bed is all mine.
: You would probably hog the covers anyway.
: Have fun with it, I'm going to bed.
: You mean going to couch?
: I hate you.
: Heh.

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Forum Games / Re: Stick Quest - The Adventure of a Stickman

« on: January 19, 2013, 02:18:36 PM »

Use your STRONG ARMS to rip a hole in its stomach and forcefully rip out every single bone and organ in its loving body and wear its liver on your face

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 02:10:36 PM »

: Hello?
: GAH forget
: Dude.... don't scare me like that
: Um, if you don't mind me asking,
: What happened to your nose?
: Listen dude
: I am really forgetin blazed right now
: Do you want a room or not
: Um.. I do want a room.
: One person, please.
: Listen bro
: I'm gonna make you a deal
: Just gimme 15 bucks so I can pay my dealer
: And you can have whatever room you want???
: Okay then?

: Coast is clear Sophia, you can get out of the bag now.
: It's comfy. I'm not getting out until we get to our room.

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 12:38:27 PM »

: It's the one on the far left! Far left!
: Now give me my cash!
: Nope!

: loving IMPOSSIBLE WHAT
: THAT IS loving BULLstuff
: I'm sorry sir, I told you she was talented.
: NO
: I PAY RENT YOU MOTHERforgetER I HAVE NO MONEY NOW
: That sounds like a personal problem.
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
: THAT HAD TO BE loving RIGGED
: HOW DID YOU DO THAT
: Skill.
: I have it.
: Sir, I don't think it's necessary to make such a foofaraw.
: It is not our problem that you used all of your money for gambling.
: I swear
: I am going to find you
: and put an END
: TO YOUR loving MEANINGLESS LIVES
: Joke's on him, we're wearing fake moustaches.
: He'll never know it's us.

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Add-Ons / Re: Speedy Sock

« on: January 19, 2013, 11:58:25 AM »

Why do you always say obvious things about blocklander's?

Why do you give me the urge to hit you with a brick with every post you make?

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Forum Games / Re: Reincarnated

« on: January 19, 2013, 01:43:12 AM »

You think about it, and realize that it would be best if you didn't. You'd rather not be on the run from police and former mental hospital visitors.

same thing applies ok