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Off Topic / Re: when ur friends think everything on the internet is a virus

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:26:43 PM »

Oh yeah same. My dad thought steam was a virus too, and he told me my antivirus is bad and that i shouldnt use it. And I was doing the EICAR.txt to test my antivirus and my dad told me "DONT DO THAT! IF YOU TYPE THAT IT CAN MAKE HACKERS GET ON YOUR COMPUTER!"

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Off Topic / Re: I smoked tree leaves on wednesday

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:22:58 PM »

Natural born junkie. Aim higher, try smoking a roll with crushed powdered shrooms next time.
just kidding, dont. really, dont do this.

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Off Topic / Re: If you made a computer virus, what would it's name and symptoms/effects be?

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:21:26 PM »

SHARING.zip

It is a normal zip, with an exe inside called SHARING.exe and a notepad. The notepad is called SHARING.txt and on the inside it says "Sharing is Caring". When you run the exe, it will lock up your computer allowing you to only email. Antiviruses do not work, and it re-writes the BIOS when it activates so you cant shut down and start it up again. You have to send it to 30 other people in 24 hours or it will encrypt all your files for good, but if you do send it, it gets rid of it for you and the other 30 people have to go through the same thing. Once you send it, it fixes the BIOS back to normal, decrypts all your files and unlocks your computer once again.

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Off Topic / Re: BLF MAKES A SANDWICH v2

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:17:29 PM »

a dictionary with only words starting in H

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Off Topic / Re: BLF MAKES A SANDWICH v2

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:28:31 AM »

bro its a joke it hasnt ended yet.

ok

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Off Topic / Re: I was sent a virus on steam

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:27:38 AM »

highjacked

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Off Topic / Re: night blf > day blf in my opinion

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:26:41 AM »

yeah, same. not as much posts but people are more "mellow".

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Off Topic / Re: when ur friends think everything on the internet is a virus

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:25:57 AM »

aight but from now on, you're never allowed to complain about forum games ever again

that's the devil's deal!

when do i do that?

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Off Topic / Re: when ur friends think everything on the internet is a virus

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:22:59 AM »

My dad thinks anything i do online with virus/malware/etc. in it, is gonna actually fck up my laptop. Seriously, im not even joking but i think i know more about computers than him.

Also dont give me stuff about the bump, its not like this thread was annoying anyone.

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Off Topic / Re: BLF MAKES A SANDWICH v2

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:17:59 AM »

my turd and another top bun. ended

disregarding

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Off Topic / Re: I was sent a virus on steam

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:17:29 AM »

https://www.virustotal.com/en/url/7ccae2a174b89df664f6c94c85ded908cef5c842bca4fa912e4ab016ca043614/brown townysis/1417335407/
WTF NO WAY

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Off Topic / Re: BLF MAKES A SANDWICH v2

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:13:42 AM »

carrot

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Off Topic / Re: I was sent a virus on steam

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:07:40 AM »

luckily my antiv blocked the one i got

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Off Topic / Re: What are your biggest fears?

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:49:56 AM »

Not scared of death, but im scared of post-death

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Off Topic / Re: Post uplifting music.

« on: November 30, 2014, 02:49:08 AM »

and im crying tearing because listening this instantly brings up every sad thing in your entire life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnAwPeqrdAk