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Off Topic / teacher at my school shaved because his whole junior class passed their test

« on: May 29, 2015, 04:26:19 PM »

commended nerds got to shave him
check it http://www.kcentv.com/story/29189010/rosebud-lott-teacher-rewards-class-with-a-shave
news is stupid and gay and said perfect scores but that's a mistake on their end. bet was if the whole classpassed he shaves

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Off Topic / make some loving blf quotes with loving BACKGROUND IMAGES YOU GAY roosterS

« on: May 29, 2015, 01:10:46 AM »

like that other thread, choose a loving background picture and put some gay quote on it

do it or i'll fight your mom

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Off Topic / footage of maxwell being gay

« on: May 27, 2015, 11:47:14 PM »

https://youtu.be/Jzv4PUGpLXk
not for the faint of heart as the amount of visual gay is toxic

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Off Topic / does anyone else find feet gross

« on: May 27, 2015, 12:35:07 AM »

like say im watching research and there's a chick with her feet exposed so i can't fap until feet are out of frame
but yeah i find feet in any context gross as heck

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Off Topic / DEATH AWAITS ME - TORNADO WATCH/WARNING

« on: May 25, 2015, 04:24:52 PM »

loving TORNADO WARNING, STORM IS RIGHT ABOVE MY TOWN
REMEMBER ME
ALSO FLOOD WARNING

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Drama / can we please stop being so loving hostile

« on: May 08, 2015, 09:22:11 AM »

Seriously, this happens with most threads here.
A thread is started about whatever. There's always that one person that sees it and doesn't like the idea the thread suggests, and they feel the need to stuff on it however possible. Really, if your purpose of your post is purely to stuff on the thread and op, maybe you shouldn't loving post in the first place. I know how it sounds, but really, nobody wants you around if all you are is a buzzkill.

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Off Topic / sorry

« on: May 08, 2015, 01:12:27 AM »

some dude i don't know just called me and left a voicemail saying "im gonna forget you up etc etc etc"
its a very fake ebonic accent and was probably a prank call

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Games / forget YOU MINECRAFT

« on: May 03, 2015, 07:13:13 PM »

SO I'M loving PLAYING MINECRAFT, RIGHT?
>MINING
>GET CHASED BY friend MOBS
>SKELEforgetBOY SHOOTS ME INTO A RAVINE I DIDN'T SEE
>SURVIVE SOMEHOW
>IT ONLY PROLONGED THE INEVITABLE
>SEE DIAMONDS
>OH BOY MAYBE THAT DIDN'T loving FULLY SUCK richard
>AS IF I WASN'T TAKING SO MUCH OF MINECRAFT'S rooster UP MY ASS, TWO SKELETON friendS DROP DOWN
>SHOOT ME INTO friend LAVA
>CLIMB BACK ONTO WATER, 3 friend HEARTS
>forgetBOY SHOOTS ME BACK INTO LAVA
>GAME'S BEEN AUTOSAVING, RIGHT?
> forget YOU WRONG
>QUIT WITHOUT SAVING
>OPEN MINECRAFT AGAIN
>BACK TO SQUARE loving ONE
>WORLD IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHEN I STARTED
forget YOU MINECRAFT

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Off Topic / spooky stuff that's happened to you

« on: April 30, 2015, 11:47:04 PM »

>be me, around 6 years ago
>asleep, around 3 AM
>wake up to computer loving blaring music
>roller coaster tycoon 3
>chair looks like someone had just turned it to walk away
>keyboard thing is pulled out
>nobody was awake until this happened

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Off Topic / entrepreneur le on snake

« on: April 22, 2015, 12:22:01 AM »

mother forgetER
this is the second time i have ever had a richard entrepreneur le. now for those of you who don't know, these little forgeters hurt like an starfish when you try to jack off or basically do anything with your richard

send help

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Games / cool stuff that's happened to you in the games of video

« on: April 19, 2015, 10:49:35 PM »

post experiences in games that would happen in movies or some stuff

>playing arma 2: operation arrowhead with randoms
>squad parachutes from helicopter
>land 200 meters away from my newfound buddies
>making my way down town
>regroup with squad
>enemy is in the town in a valley below our mountain
>mortars hit near us
>osht.jpg
>start taking small arms fire
>fellow machine gunner and i start lighting up ragheads with suppressing fire
>squad is getting low on ammo
>squad leader says he's going to call in an ammo drop
>30 seconds later we're almost black on ammo
>holy stuff here it comes
>C-130 flying majestically over the mountains
>it's coming
>"uhh guys isn't the plane coming in a little low?"
>"nah, we're good"
>"guys loving MOVE"
>"HOLY stuff"
>C-130 loving lands two inches from us after exploding
>ammo is loving nowhere to be found
>we're loving forgeted
>we all decide forget it
>charge down the mountain
>mortars and bullets landing all around us
>fellow mg guy blown to peices
>i get hit by shrapnel
>broke legs
>remainder of squad is cut down by small arms fire

a good death is its own reward

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Off Topic / entrepreneur My Gun thread vtacticool

« on: April 14, 2015, 07:02:48 PM »

hey nerds post guns

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Off Topic / going to a spurs game

« on: April 12, 2015, 11:29:29 AM »

yeah im going to be in san antonio for the spurs game. any texas forumers gonna be there?

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Off Topic / allergies are kicking my ASS

« on: March 02, 2015, 07:38:13 PM »

so yeah as soon as march rolled around i immediately felt like a big sack of forget.
my nose is loving filled with mucus and i can only breathe through one nostril at a time which burns like forget when i do and i don't want to be a mouthbreather
i've also been getting hot flashes after waking up. like i would wake up as if i were just driving headfirst into the core of the earth
also ive been stuffting 100% of the contents of my intestines

HELP

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Off Topic / mives

« on: February 15, 2015, 12:16:14 PM »

https://archive.org/details/Mives
i don't feel safe anymore