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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:21:44 AM »
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:15:41 AM »are you obamawat
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Off Topic / Re: SCP-[even number]-J
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:13:07 AM »
Item #: SCP-richard-J
Object Class: 30
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-richard-J is to be kept in a rooster-lined containment chamber located in Equestria, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than .69 brown town Penetrator armed with Hookers.
In the event that SCP-richard-J ever begins Sucking its star fish, richard Surgeon is to forget SCP-richard-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force D-7 (''How I forgeted your Dad'') is to be dispatched to SCP-richard-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-richard-J is a gay Tranloveual Tumblr User. Like most members of its species, it is able to loving Gays, and regularly eats twice its own weight in rooster each day.
SCP-richard-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with richards, which causes it to turn into love. Whenever this happens, all entryS within a 69 kilometer radius will begin to Penetrate uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Ron Jeremy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-richard-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-richard-J was first located in transmissionTown where the Colossal roosterblockers were using it in order to MAKE EVERYONE HOMOloveUAL. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force D-7 (''How I forgeted your Dad'') was able to recover the object with only 69 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log richard-1
Dr. richardwafer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr richardwafer, and I am about to test SCP-richard's reaction to friend. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Butt?
Dr. Butt: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. richardwafer: Excellent! I am now introducing the friend to richard... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Butt: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
richardwafer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN snake! IT'S GOT MEIN snake! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident richard-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Object Class: 30
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-richard-J is to be kept in a rooster-lined containment chamber located in Equestria, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than .69 brown town Penetrator armed with Hookers.
In the event that SCP-richard-J ever begins Sucking its star fish, richard Surgeon is to forget SCP-richard-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force D-7 (''How I forgeted your Dad'') is to be dispatched to SCP-richard-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-richard-J is a gay Tranloveual Tumblr User. Like most members of its species, it is able to loving Gays, and regularly eats twice its own weight in rooster each day.
SCP-richard-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with richards, which causes it to turn into love. Whenever this happens, all entryS within a 69 kilometer radius will begin to Penetrate uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Ron Jeremy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-richard-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-richard-J was first located in transmissionTown where the Colossal roosterblockers were using it in order to MAKE EVERYONE HOMOloveUAL. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force D-7 (''How I forgeted your Dad'') was able to recover the object with only 69 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log richard-1
Dr. richardwafer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr richardwafer, and I am about to test SCP-richard's reaction to friend. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Butt?
Dr. Butt: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. richardwafer: Excellent! I am now introducing the friend to richard... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Butt: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
richardwafer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN snake! IT'S GOT MEIN snake! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident richard-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Off Topic / Re: forget the Poor?
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:06:54 AM »theres some scientific name for what the people are doing but i dont remember it fff
jimmy rustling
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:06:08 AM »
i decided to save a snapchat and post it here, nothing special:
brown skin -3000 attractiveness points
brown skin -3000 attractiveness points
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: July 28, 2014, 12:54:25 AM »Being attractive is hard when everyone wants to molest me :(i dont want to molest you
i want to rape you
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Off Topic / Re: Human Benchmark - Reaction Time test
« on: July 28, 2014, 12:44:56 AM »it says in leaderboards that anything under 100 is regarded as a "lucky click" and not humanly possible
sry m8yi started with high 300s and 200s but after like 30 plays i got as low as i am
just try a bit longer
well it was weird because it was a finger slip and i somehow got it
just now i got 20ms too and got an average of 164, but it didnt count
legit wise i have an average of 205
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Off Topic / Re: Human Benchmark - Reaction Time test
« on: July 28, 2014, 12:38:33 AM »
2 tests later ended up with average of 191 but couldnt save cuz dont have account :c
wouldve been leaderboard
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Off Topic / Re: Blockland won't last forever.
« on: July 27, 2014, 11:53:00 PM »Really all I want to see are the SMF admin and mod control panels
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Off Topic / Re: Blockland won't last forever.
« on: July 27, 2014, 11:49:49 PM »
i would be more than glad to rehost the forums, the actual game? idk
ive had experience hosting my own forums and actually have coded a few IPB plugins myself, basic stuff though. ive managed forums/websites and pretty much know a lot about forum administration so it wouldnt be hard.
ive had experience hosting my own forums and actually have coded a few IPB plugins myself, basic stuff though. ive managed forums/websites and pretty much know a lot about forum administration so it wouldnt be hard.
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Off Topic / Re: My great grandmother is really sick and probably won't make it through the night
« on: July 27, 2014, 09:07:19 PM »
She lived a long, great life. Give her props for making past a lot of 50 year olds who made stupid decisions earlier in life.
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Off Topic / Re: Curry Megathread - All Curry things here
« on: July 27, 2014, 03:44:39 PM »
Everyone come to Curry Con 2014
Don't piss in the curry pit it was made from a collection of Gandhi's own curries
Don't piss in the curry pit it was made from a collection of Gandhi's own curries
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Off Topic / Re: Curry Megathread - All Curry things here
« on: July 27, 2014, 03:38:51 PM »
Butter Chicken is GOD