Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Carzo

Pages: 1 ... 49 50 51 52 53 [54] 55 56 57 58 59 ... 145
796
Off Topic / Re: Ninja Gear brodawg
« on: December 16, 2008, 10:24:34 PM »
Here's a testimonial from customer who effectively used his dog pepper spray:

Dear TBO,

I ride a bicycle by choice. Unfortunately, the areas I usually ride through have an unusual number of large, aggressive, roaming dogs. The adrenaline rush I get from confronting and successfully intimidating these large animals is a bit much for a 54 year old guy. It just ruins my day. I've been concerned that sooner, or later, I would get mauled.

So I bought some muzzle spray from you. Today, on my ride home from a nice meatloaf dinner, a large black cur who never fails to charge me developed a sudden interest in running on 3 paws, while using his remaining paw to frantically swipe at his eye. That wasn't good enough, so he quickly buried the side of his face in the dirt at the edge of the road. That didn't cut it, so it was a quick 3-legged dash/rub-rub into the yard to do some serious "face-sledding" on the grass.

The total delay from contact with that little pepper stream, to complete loss of interest in bicyles must have been on the order of 1/4 to 1/2 a second.

Thank You Sincerely for helping me avoid indigestion, as the meatloaf was truly delicious.

Thanks Again, Brent Farwick


I lol'd

797
Off Topic / Re: Gravity Master
« on: December 15, 2008, 09:01:05 PM »
I Am the Master of Gravity

799
Off Topic / Re: Today: EVERY US Resident gets a FREE Dr. Pepper.
« on: December 15, 2008, 07:21:14 PM »
Bump.

Mine came today! :D

800
Games / Re: Cel Damage
« on: December 15, 2008, 06:34:45 AM »
I played this a looong time ago.

I remember one girl character saying, "Lick my boots!".

801
Games / Re: Christmas break gaming list.
« on: December 14, 2008, 11:13:18 PM »
Rock Band, GTAIV, the usual.  Until Christmas, but then my break is more than half way over.

802
Off Topic / Re: Farewell Catsup
« on: December 13, 2008, 12:35:24 PM »
yay

803
Games / Re: 15 Year's of DooM
« on: December 12, 2008, 03:32:46 PM »
I don't really know the whole thing behind it, like if it's a fan based thing or whatever, but I think it looks handicapped when people type it as DooM.  Why?  Because the logo?

Just DOOM, or Doom, please.

805
Off Topic / Re: Walmart store phones
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:53:36 PM »
nope

they're pretending to watch the video

I loving lol'd.

806
Off Topic / Re: Report cards
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:39:11 PM »
F
F
F
F
F
F
F

I'm cool.

807
Off Topic / Re: Gf dumped me D:
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:38:48 PM »
MY grilfriend broke up with me last night, and this is the reason she sed.i dont know what to do. i really loved her.
then she just throws it away.

cool story bro

808
Off Topic / Re: Write your crush a note
« on: December 10, 2008, 11:50:11 PM »


/anothersnakeone

809
Off Topic / Re: Write your crush a note
« on: December 10, 2008, 10:58:53 PM »
I was about to, but I might as well just say it.

Inb4richardbutt

810
Off Topic / Re: Write your crush a note
« on: December 10, 2008, 10:38:29 PM »
I don't really don't know what to think about this one.




Pages: 1 ... 49 50 51 52 53 [54] 55 56 57 58 59 ... 145