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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:18:05 PM »

I strained for a few seconds.
"Wait a sec, why can't I change my size back to normal?"
I strained some more.
"I don't think I know how to unpack my tightly packed cells... I think I'm stuck..."

"What's the matter, you came up a little short in an escape plan?"
I then chimed in to myself, "That was the worst pun ever."

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:16:42 PM »

Stocking is a troll, not a person.

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Off Topic / Re: I just saw 2 flies mating on the washing machine :/

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:16:00 PM »

fun fact

it's possible that some kind of insect has had love on your pillow

and I had love with my pillow...
oh goodness

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:15:12 PM »

I glanced back into the room and walked back in, turning on the light and rummaged through my drawers until I found Jokey. I threw him at the wall, satisfied with the splat.

ow

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:14:21 PM »

"If nobody opens this for five minutes then I'm sneaking out, it smells like ass in here..."

gee I wonder why

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:12:01 PM »

"Okay then," I said, looking back into the room.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 09:10:27 PM »

"It actually kind of stinks in here..." I whispered.

what are you trying to say.

"Oh God," I said, silently regretting my sleeping habits as I grabbed the nearest clothing and put it on.

"Do you want me to help look for him, or are you okay by yourself?" I said, with a taint of rage.

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Off Topic / Re: What is the above user best known for?

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:59:11 PM »

Partying hard

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - stuff, meet Fan

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:57:56 PM »

I rolled my eyes and- Oh god, Carol's awake. I dug my way under several of the underpants to hide myself.

I'm twitching with disgust for some reason
irl, not in RP

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - :3

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:57:09 PM »

Sorry, 'twas busy.

I opened my eyes and sat up.

"Yeah, I'm in here. Do you need something?" I called back to Zombie.

"This is awkward... I think Jokey's somewhere in your room."

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Off Topic / Re: What is the above user best known for?

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:55:47 PM »

IDK.

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Forum Games / Re: Apocalypse: An RP for BL Forumers - now with 100% more UN-LOCK

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »

"Jokey, if you're in there, get out. NOW."

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Off Topic / Re: The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:54:04 PM »

Recliner, power scooter, a couple other computers, baskets and whatever may be in them...
owie.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:53:06 PM »

At least you signed it "love." That always helps.

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Off Topic / Re: The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.

« on: September 19, 2011, 08:52:41 PM »

My ass now can photo copy and print in 64 different colors!
It also includes a USB port!

I have a special drive for your USB port...