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Off Topic / Re: change one word in the above sentence v69
« on: March 13, 2015, 12:11:17 AM »
PLEASE JACK OFF
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Off Topic / Re: Post your famous person interactions.
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:58:50 AM »
My friend and I know the person who does gaming reviews and was near Monty when he was around
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Off Topic / Re: The How do you open that? thread
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:39:36 AM »
With BL.exe
How do you open a skull
How do you open a skull
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:10:56 PM »That's no Lego firewalk it's satans own walkway
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Off Topic / Re: The MacGyver Generator
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:05:44 AM »
Destroyed 4chan with ass apparently ass can destroy 4chan
Electrified electricity with a stern pep talk well then
Stabbed Emu Meatballs with spiders well forget
Shipped a shelf with a battery well shelves confirmed energy
Destroyed Bill Gates with a nickel sorry bill gates
Defibrillated a fire with a lemon how Is that even possible
Electrified electricity with a stern pep talk well then
Stabbed Emu Meatballs with spiders well forget
Shipped a shelf with a battery well shelves confirmed energy
Destroyed Bill Gates with a nickel sorry bill gates
Defibrillated a fire with a lemon how Is that even possible
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Off Topic / Re: The How do you open that? thread
« on: February 18, 2015, 11:54:39 PM »
You don't
How do I open a nuclear bomb
How do I open a nuclear bomb
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Off Topic / Re: The MacGyver Generator
« on: February 17, 2015, 06:05:50 PM »
Generated bronies with a lawn mower (just yes)
Generated ash ketchum with an apple (impossibru)
Shipped metal with an orange ( orange includes vitamin M)
Activated water with a knife (well it's easy enough)
Killed the ghetto with an orange (ghetto ain't fruit resistant)
Cracked open ass with ass (what the heck?!)
Electrocuted a feared dictator with a kitten (how?!)
Killed electricity with a lawn mower ( put a lawn mower to the electrical box and get shocked)
Assaulted the god damn casserole with a swift kick to the genitals ( I see that casserole now has gentials)
Blew up Kim Jong-il with a spoon (Tactical spoon inbound!)
Electrified electricity with a kitten (well there's your problem)
My job here is done
Generated ash ketchum with an apple (impossibru)
Shipped metal with an orange ( orange includes vitamin M)
Activated water with a knife (well it's easy enough)
Killed the ghetto with an orange (ghetto ain't fruit resistant)
Cracked open ass with ass (what the heck?!)
Electrocuted a feared dictator with a kitten (how?!)
Killed electricity with a lawn mower ( put a lawn mower to the electrical box and get shocked)
Assaulted the god damn casserole with a swift kick to the genitals ( I see that casserole now has gentials)
Blew up Kim Jong-il with a spoon (Tactical spoon inbound!)
Electrified electricity with a kitten (well there's your problem)
My job here is done
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Off Topic / Re: The MacGyver Generator
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:20:37 AM »
Broke god with a pen
Stopped crCIA city with a lawn mower
Stopped crCIA city with a lawn mower
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Off Topic / Re: PUKE STORIES - IT'S HERE
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:52:33 PM »
Okay so this was the most recent story of when I last puked
This was in Texas after a move from Florida and we had just rented a new home so for the first day my family gets Mc Donald's for dinner that night, later on during the night I had felt terrible but I knew it was nothing at first, so then the next day arrives I had drank chocolate milk before I had to leave for school, as my mom was driving my sister to school I feel this terrible feeling before my mom drops my sister off at school then within a few moments I just vomit in the back of my moms Tahoe
And to this day forth I no longer eat mc Donald's for the burger I had that night gave me the stomach flu
This was in Texas after a move from Florida and we had just rented a new home so for the first day my family gets Mc Donald's for dinner that night, later on during the night I had felt terrible but I knew it was nothing at first, so then the next day arrives I had drank chocolate milk before I had to leave for school, as my mom was driving my sister to school I feel this terrible feeling before my mom drops my sister off at school then within a few moments I just vomit in the back of my moms Tahoe
And to this day forth I no longer eat mc Donald's for the burger I had that night gave me the stomach flu
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Off Topic / Re: What is your favorite side arm?
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:44:05 AM »
. 44 magnum
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Off Topic / Re: Whitest things to say
« on: February 11, 2015, 11:16:20 PM »
Look at this money I worked for
Good day ol' chap
Good day ol' chap
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Off Topic / Re: How would you kill the above user Vforgetifiknow
« on: February 11, 2015, 05:26:28 PM »
A red hot poker to the eye
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Off Topic / Re: How would you kill the above user Vforgetifiknow
« on: February 11, 2015, 08:23:12 AM »
EXPLOSIONS?!