I was going down the sidewalk, I go onto the ramp on said sidewalk, when my bike goes into the air, my front wheel turns to the left a bit, and I get flung of my bike, face(nose?)planting the sidewalk, smashing my knee into the ground, and tearing my elbow up.
Then my bike just had to land on my back.
5 people drove by, but apparently, a person on the sidewalk with a bike on their back isn't worth helping.
Oh yeah, I blacked out and there was a bruise on the back of my head.
Alright, Pictures, go.

That's blood showing on the outside.
I'm not taking the gauze pad off, it's held on by surgical tape.
The most bleeding was in my knee, and the inside of my pants leg is covered with blood. Luckily I was wearing navy pants, so it didn't show up.
My nose hurts like a bitch.