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Off Topic / Re: Dear Society, Please Stop With the Race Card
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:44:45 PM »
the only thing im worried about is that someone will attack me because i look white
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Games / Re: Source 2 Valve VR Portal 2 Demo Shown
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:08:59 PM »
hope I can run it at max like source 1
like that's the only thing I can put at max and still run well
probably not though
like that's the only thing I can put at max and still run well
probably not though
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Games / Re: Steam controller revealed: its ugly as hell
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:06:12 PM »
it looks stupid but idk how it functions so eh
im not getting the steam os anyways and I barely use my gamepad
im not getting the steam os anyways and I barely use my gamepad
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Off Topic / Re: are hats for bald people: the great debate topic
« on: March 04, 2015, 10:17:48 PM »i hate wearing hats, especially tight ones that mold your hair into a cereal bowlyour avatar lies
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Off Topic / Re: EA has shut down Maxis.
« on: March 04, 2015, 05:31:28 PM »
well there's still cities skylines
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Off Topic / Re: Plot Generator v.∞ (this is the best loving thing ever)
« on: March 04, 2015, 10:20:40 AM »
put in random stuff and got an interesting story
Tactless Luke Hemingway
A Short Story
by u
Luke Hemingway had always loved rural Moscow with its important, iffy igloos. It was a place where he felt surprised.
He was a tactless, funny, whiskey drinker with scrawny fingers and hairy legs. His friends saw him as a damaged, deafening doctor. Once, he had even saved a resonant blind person that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.
Luke walked over to the window and reflected on his urban surroundings. The moon shone like boating cats.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Albert Slaughterhouse. Albert was an understanding deity with pointy fingers and sticky legs.
Luke gulped. He was not prepared for Albert.
As Luke stepped outside and Albert came closer, he could see the steamed glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a wifi code," Albert bellowed, in a charming tone. He slammed his fist against Luke's chest, with the force of 6097 pigeons. "I frigging love you, Luke Hemingway."
Luke looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the ribbed teapot. "Albert, Is that real leather," he replied.
They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two rabblesnatching, round rabbits shouting at a very clumsy accident, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two proud uncles swimming to the beat.
Suddenly, Albert lunged forward and tried to punch Luke in the face. Quickly, Luke grabbed the ribbed teapot and brought it down on Albert's skull.
Albert's pointy fingers trembled and his sticky legs wobbled. He looked confident, his body raw like a gentle, glamorous gun.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Albert Slaughterhouse was dead.
Luke Hemingway went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
Tactless Luke Hemingway
A Short Story
by u
Luke Hemingway had always loved rural Moscow with its important, iffy igloos. It was a place where he felt surprised.
He was a tactless, funny, whiskey drinker with scrawny fingers and hairy legs. His friends saw him as a damaged, deafening doctor. Once, he had even saved a resonant blind person that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.
Luke walked over to the window and reflected on his urban surroundings. The moon shone like boating cats.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Albert Slaughterhouse. Albert was an understanding deity with pointy fingers and sticky legs.
Luke gulped. He was not prepared for Albert.
As Luke stepped outside and Albert came closer, he could see the steamed glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a wifi code," Albert bellowed, in a charming tone. He slammed his fist against Luke's chest, with the force of 6097 pigeons. "I frigging love you, Luke Hemingway."
Luke looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the ribbed teapot. "Albert, Is that real leather," he replied.
They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two rabblesnatching, round rabbits shouting at a very clumsy accident, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two proud uncles swimming to the beat.
Suddenly, Albert lunged forward and tried to punch Luke in the face. Quickly, Luke grabbed the ribbed teapot and brought it down on Albert's skull.
Albert's pointy fingers trembled and his sticky legs wobbled. He looked confident, his body raw like a gentle, glamorous gun.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Albert Slaughterhouse was dead.
Luke Hemingway went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
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Off Topic / Re: CIA, we'll take it from here dad.
« on: March 03, 2015, 02:57:21 PM »
hahaha
comments are stuff though
comments are stuff though
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Off Topic / Re: ✵✴ - Forumer of the Day - ✴✵ - DAY XXX
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:56:45 PM »
i feel a bit of bias in the op
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Games / Re: Your Secret Gaming Confessions
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:27:11 PM »]im sorry but yes i doah well
and i also have the MG42 too
i think the mg42 is op
i dont like them, i just run around with my lvl 50 soviet rifle
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Off Topic / Re: What nicknames do you call your friends?
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:55:23 AM »
friend
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Games / Re: Your Secret Gaming Confessions
« on: March 02, 2015, 09:45:56 AM »
i do t think hl2 lived up to hl1
but I still love it anyways
mg42s everywhere man
but I still love it anyways
on any ww2 game, i've only played as the axis. i've never played the allies willfullyI hope you don't play red orchestra 2, because damn are those germany only players annoying
mg42s everywhere man
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Creativity / Re: Polandball Megathread v2 | Reborns like phoenix
« on: March 02, 2015, 09:17:30 AM »
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Off Topic / Re: Zealot's Secret Santa - Next 15 posters will be added to the poll!
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:30:25 AM »
can people not count or soemthing?
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Drama / Re: Tetrahedron - the loving 'w[hat]' thing
« on: March 01, 2015, 10:42:02 PM »update your avatars punk