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Off Topic / Re: Idiot in my English class shocked himself.
« on: March 16, 2012, 03:19:40 PM »
Natural selection, you have failed me.

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If you die you're gonna rage so hard.
GOD loving DAMNIT
just lost all of my stuff :(

Went to the nether for the first time and found a nether fortress in search of blaze rods. Got about 4, and i was on the wall of it when i hopped to the ledge to see where i was. A blaze then shot me down, and i died from fall damage. Angered to the point that my blood was building, i quickly at the fastest speed ever crafted a full iron set and a diamond sword, and raced to the nether. I had to track across 500 meters. Was in complete rambo mode to get to my items before they dissapeared. I ran across any open pathways, and then was going across a ledge when i had to go down. For some stupid reason, i decided to sneak onto the edge of the block and then start digging downwards. I fell after the first one, right into the lava ocean beneath me, and died.
forget.

:cookieMonster:

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boo hoo thats what's going to happen when mods lock to god damn official thread for it.

boo hoo thats what's going to happen when people drive away from the main topic of the god damn official thread.

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Off Topic / Re: What ride do I ride first at the Fair tomorrow?
« on: March 16, 2012, 12:05:14 AM »
One of the carnies.

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Off Topic / Re: re: homoloveuality stereotypes (fixed
« on: March 16, 2012, 12:04:22 AM »
What is this now? Cybertails is obviously hiding something. I find it very strange that he "fixed" the comic after my well put together speculation.

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Off Topic / Re: What music do you listen to?
« on: March 15, 2012, 11:55:26 PM »
Classic Rock and musical scores used in movies, television shows, or video games.

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Off Topic / Re: re: homoloveuality stereotypes
« on: March 15, 2012, 11:54:17 PM »
Actually, now that I really look at it, the man in the first panel is being kicked out of his apartment. He is seen packing a vase into a box. Now homeless, he meets a woman, dates her, and moves in with her. He then invites his friend over to feverishly rape and kill the woman, and take her apartment.

Once again, vice versa with the other comic.

Moral of the story, compared to the "straight comic": Don't trust homoloveuals, they will move in with you, feverishly rape and kill you, and ask their girlfriend to move into your apartment.

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Off Topic / Re: re: homoloveuality stereotypes
« on: March 15, 2012, 11:48:41 PM »
No you got it all wrong.

Straight people end up gay, and gay people end up straight later on in life.

I have come to the conclusion that the man contemplating about life is not contemplating at all. He is actually reading some sort of guide on-the-line. He then meets a female, claiming he is straight, but is actually planning to break her heart and tempt her to commit Self Delete. That is why later on he is seen with another man in bed, they were starfishs faking being straight just trying to get people to kill themselves. They are serial killers that assist people that are going to kill themselves, it is a very well developed and thought it plan.

Same for the other comic strip, except vice versa.

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Off Topic / Re: re: homoloveuality stereotypes
« on: March 15, 2012, 11:45:16 PM »
I don't understand.

Normal: Man contemplates about life, meets girl, tells male friend.
Gay: Man contemplates about life, meets guy, tells female friend, they go shopping, he watches her undress, he isn't really gay.

forget yeah.

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Off Topic / Re: You won't believe what just happened.
« on: March 15, 2012, 10:51:44 PM »
I don't believe it!

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Off Topic / Re: What do you do when your depressed?
« on: March 15, 2012, 10:14:08 PM »
yes

"I found the chocolate - cabinet next to the fridge. I can sleep tonight."

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Off Topic / Re: Toilet seats and women, men can't win.
« on: March 15, 2012, 10:12:34 PM »
I love stuffting. The little table on the front of the seat is so convenient.

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Off Topic / Re: What do you do when your depressed?
« on: March 15, 2012, 10:11:38 PM »
I'm never depressed.

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Games / Re: American Nightmare
« on: March 15, 2012, 08:59:19 PM »
Too bad there isn't a physical copy.

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