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Off Topic / Re: Discuss mini heart attack moments.
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:24:48 PM »
when u press the power button on your tower and forget the screen is powered off
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Off Topic / Re: Answer my question and I answer yours.
« on: June 23, 2012, 11:28:58 AM »You trained your woman wrong, they aren't supposed to complain.
Why is hentai better then real research?
Because in hentai their eyes are as big as their pusillanimous individual holes
Why is obama president
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Off Topic / Re: I started writing a story
« on: June 23, 2012, 10:54:28 AM »
Extremely good writing skills. The storyline is wicked (as in loving freaky)
The whole short story gives a somewhat "chiller" feel to it
The whole short story gives a somewhat "chiller" feel to it
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Off Topic / Re: A spider layed eggs in my room somewhere...
« on: June 23, 2012, 10:50:12 AM »So many little blood stains my my cieling.
Better call the vampire next door. He should take care of that for you
Unless you wanna do the honors? Spider soup ftw
Really though, I loving hate spiders. I once had a similar problem in my garage, but i did what i suggested to you lol
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Off Topic / Re: A spider layed eggs in my room somewhere...
« on: June 23, 2012, 10:44:54 AM »They're on my cieling.
So I suppose I could hit them with a broom or what.
But that might make them, *not* on the cieling anymore.
-grab chair
-take off shoe
-put hand in shoe
-get on chair
-smash bugs on ceiling
-???
-Profit
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Forum Games / Re: Fuse your name with the above poster!
« on: June 23, 2012, 10:25:14 AM »
Joffboy77
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Off Topic / Re: Is the above user a 'coolbro' in your standards?
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:53:30 AM »I LOVE ALL OF YOU
WE LOVE YOU TOO
but we love your avatar more :P
Quote
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But try my bathsalts...your face IS TASTEY
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Off Topic / Re: corny joke thread
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:51:26 AM »Nah...
*wipes tear* brings back too many memories of a womanhermaphrodite I once loved
Yeah but this time u aint got to worry bout them STDs. My stuff is all-organic
*pushes green paint away*
go ahead, touch it
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Off Topic / Re: Is the above user a 'coolbro' in your standards?
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:47:25 AM »
250$ Bottle of Pomegranate Brandy... Who wants some?
Ill take some. Thas sum good chit ya got dar
Spiny-Leetbro
sounds like a loving digemon lol
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Off Topic / Re: corny joke thread
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:40:06 AM »I'll have some spinach in the shape of an intestine though.
We've got lettuce in the shape of a snake. Will that suffice
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Off Topic / Re: corny joke thread
« on: June 23, 2012, 07:34:47 AM »As you can see, Mongo likes to buttrape children whilst talking about muffins.
Right now he's saying "Tails, I love you~".
nop, just want muffinz
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