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Off Topic / Re: awesome
« on: August 04, 2011, 12:55:26 AM »
the forget

goodbye, but


what the forget
bye
but im not leaving

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Off Topic / awesome
« on: August 04, 2011, 12:54:04 AM »
>be 15
>not a virgincigarette but had love twice
>home alone
>go into sisters room
>smells her warn panties
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mom walks in suddenly
>i panic and say i was trying to learn how to wash clothes
>mom tells me to go to the basement
>longest walk of my life
>Mom asks "you think your sister is attractive?"
>She pulls out her tits and slowly walks towards me
>my rooster is on swoll
>she grabs my rooster and places my hand on her tits
>i stick my tongue down her mouth
>we make out while shes furiously jacking me off
>i push her on the ground and tear off her underwear
>ALPHA MODE ACTIVATED
>pound her pusillanimous individual like never before
>she says im hurting her
>nope.avi
>i lose control
>grab a steel pipe and bash her head in
>sister comes home
>mom is dead
>she burst into tears
>i tell her everything will be okay
>rape her like a bawse in the kitchen
>kill her afterwards to cover my tracks
>neighbors seen everything and calls the cops
>up in my room faping to some trap research
>police kicks my door down
>i can hear my dad crying outside
>guns pointed at my head
>i stuff bricks and cum everywhere
>jump out the window
>run into the woods
>find a cave
>never return to society
>live off fish and berries for years
>im a bear

also, spotify is very cool.

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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: General V2
« on: August 04, 2011, 12:44:35 AM »
hurrrr you potsed implied pronograpy!
boner achieved due to this comment implying me and qwepir have love...
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

5044
Off Topic / Re: My dads really stupid.
« on: August 04, 2011, 12:42:13 AM »
>mac
>throwing away civ 5
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

5046
Games / Re: Steam gifting
« on: August 03, 2011, 10:09:26 PM »
Herpaderp sent me that.

No.
No. No.

People, stop sending me messages.
Stop begging me for games.
I don't care if you are poor pr not. I'm not just going to give some random forget a game.
I work for my money.
Now stop.
I SUK YO richard MANG

5047
Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:47:33 PM »

5048
Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:46:40 PM »
Sharpened Volcano Fragment & Sun on a Stick, shut up.
anyone can get those from drops

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:44:43 PM »
forget, the new engie stuff is most likely a reskin.

If it's not I will rejoice.
if its promotional, its a reskin.

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 - Megatopic
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:41:37 PM »
i now have every rocket launcher in the game, except for the rocket jumper :(

anyone have a rocket jumper for trade?
i has
but i dont know if its tradeable

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Off Topic / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: V2
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:31:14 PM »
If you arn't trolling then you could easily answer these questions yourself, without answering with a question or "I do it because everyone does it"Can you do that first?
deliberately google images post topic obviously hate ponies/this topic bitching you reasoning

wat

5053
Off Topic / Re: Quote Essay
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:17:29 PM »
just write monday a bunch

5054
Off Topic / Re: loveual Preference?
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:12:40 PM »
There are few things more attractive then a well sculpted female body. I like my girls skinny, but not too skinny (no ribs please). My preference for tits is not based on size but on shape, there are some very ugly shaped breasts out there. Also nipples must be small, I can't think of a bigger turnoff than huge nipples. I prefer smaller tight butts, but there isn't too much preference here, as long as there not bulgy and uneven. I really enjoy the look of a slim girls back, see: . I love ginger girls, such as Karen Gillan. Brunettes with blue eyes are amazing looking. One of the most important things about a girl is her face. If I think a girl has a pretty face I don't give a stuff about what the rest of her body looks like.
>tight butts
>ginger
>pretty face
>results:

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: August 03, 2011, 09:08:02 PM »
-gf-
her skin is pink and her hair is yellow.
get the colors right cigarette.

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