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Off Topic / Slender (Parody)
« on: September 10, 2012, 02:51:45 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maKxiJAHQIo&lc=vbKeZoy16Nccf8P2elzvuURjLnagJv-5o_93OwUXC0s&feature=inbox

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Watch me and Jockeykiller parody the video game Slender. Not age restricted.

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Off Topic / Does this sound legit?
« on: May 12, 2012, 05:01:55 AM »
I cooked a cookie and I want a cookie for cooking.
Does it?

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Off Topic / Q: Will Cupcakes Float?
« on: April 10, 2012, 05:16:39 PM »
So guys, will they?

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDH3AoOQzE0

WARNING: Once you've seen this, it won't leave your mind alone for a few days.

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Off Topic / Cookies
« on: April 08, 2012, 12:57:13 PM »
So today, I went to eat cookies at a place called Henrietta's.

Delicious. It reminded my parents of Bob's Place

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Off Topic / Lava, you've got to love it.
« on: April 08, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
"DIAMONDZ!!! BETTER MAKE PORTAL TO NETHER"
*makes portal*
*goes in*
*lava*

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Off Topic / Giving leaves one hell of a sunburn!
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:24:37 AM »
You love it when you burn leaves down with your magnifying glass, am I right?!

Anyways, burning leaves is awesome.

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Off Topic / What is the person BELOW you known for?
« on: March 18, 2012, 09:51:45 AM »
(Note) This is difficult, you may just guess. Example:

1. The guy under me will not wear underpants.

2. I do not wear underpants but the guy under me likes french fries.

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Off Topic / Bullied friend
« on: March 17, 2012, 09:16:43 AM »
This anonymous bullied friend (supposedly a BL user) was enjoying some hand ball in school when a girl came up to him and bossed him around, pushing him on his forehead. Knowing the IQ of my classmates, I'd assumed this would turn out to be a whole boys vs girls thing. And boy, I was right.

All of the girls ganged up on him for patting the girl on her shoulder.

So me and my friend (Jockeykiller) decided to defend him. What happens? Again, all hell breaks lose and all of the girls rage at us. About 5 girls cried because their "hurt" friend was crying. Talking about softies.

I sure hope the girls know how incredibly stupid and childish it was to get mad at a shoulder pat.

Thank you.

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Drama / Anthonyrules144 and Purerock100 - Badmins
« on: March 17, 2012, 03:03:13 AM »
Alright, first of all, I'd like to clarify that I don't have much against these people, but the problem with them is that they perma ban for critiscism. Anthony also likes to teleport or reset when he is about to die.

So today, I was on this Knife TDM server (I am a real knifing geek) and it seemed alright. So were the admins - I thought at first. But first looks are never reliable considering the fact Anthony perma bans just because someone doesn't like their build. (note, my BL crashed so I don't have a screenshot)

Then, Anthony asks me about the map.

The map looked horrible, the center was about 8 blocks high and there was a block that set your velocity up really high.

So out of generosity, I give my honest opinion and tell them they could have done better.

Then, Purerock goes apestuff and tells me I can go **** myself and make one of my own, which I have (not the ****ing part).

So I guess the brickcount matters? No, the content of the map matters.

Then, I'm called a show-off because my map doesn't have over 5000 bricks I guess? Kind of strange.

All hell breaks lose. (more attachments can't be added, so I'll just explain it myself)

Purerock gets Super Admin because he apparently knows Anthony.

Anthony wants me to get my *** out of the server.

(Quote)Anthonyrules144: How bout, Youre little *** gets the **** out of this server, Before i ban you

And finally, I get banned by Purerock100 for Reason: ""

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Drama / LolCatz Co. - Name
« on: February 12, 2012, 03:42:36 PM »
I'm pretty sure you all know what I'm talking about. Pathetic, just pathetic.

http://forum.returntoblockland.com/list.php?cmd=view&id=11843

This guy likes the name changer a lot.

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Drama / hankye - trust inviter.
« on: January 25, 2012, 02:38:28 PM »
I was playing on Epost's jail escape the other day. I sent one trust request and I immediately got banned from the server for 60 minutes.

Note: if the image doesn't show up, it's because something went wrong.

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Drama / xXSupaTrupaXx
« on: November 01, 2011, 01:18:57 PM »
Ok, so today I met this guy named Supatrupa. I just went to his server because there was nothing good on. Then my good friend (super nova) compliments be as "the best knifer ever" (which I am not, lol) and Supatrupa immediately replies: "no hes not i can beat him anytime". And I'm like: "Want to match?" so he's like Ok. Then we match, I kill him, "LAG" I kill him again, "I'M LAGGING SO MUCH" He tells me we are the same level in knifer class, then he says "maybe I'm better". So my starfish instinct tells me to say "Sure, let's rematch" and this time it's the best 2 out of 3 and "remember, if you fall from grapple it counts" I win the match with 2-3 and I say "Win" He's just like "No 3 out of 3" And I am ok with that. He falls with the grapple and says the fall with grapple rule does not count anymore, meaning it's a tie.

This guy can obviously not face the fact that he loses and makes up the rules and changes them everytime I win. So I just go like "Fine, we're the same" And that's where I stopped arguing, knowing this was not getting me anywhere.

I just felt like posting that. Don't flame me.

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Drama / Knife TDM trolls.
« on: October 28, 2011, 03:59:49 PM »
Don't you hate it when people (usually 7-8) troll you on knife TDMs? For example: you're just having fun, knifing some guys. Then a troll shows up and obiously you kill him, he's like: "he man wtf why you killed me i was typeing" or "I'm so much better than anyone else here, then they get owned and are like "Ooh, yeah, I wasn't trying...". Another good example is when they hang. They hang and everyone wants them dead. You happen to be a kind person and try to contact an admin. He comes to the server and bans the hangers. The hangers then contact you on RTB saying "Hey wtf u noob pusillanimous individual ass licker yer mom's a richard" You're like: Wow, what an attitude and they're like "your mom" and there's no argumenting because they'll just be like "your mom" over and over again.

Discuss  :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Typekill
« on: August 21, 2011, 05:13:25 AM »
Do you think typekill is fair? Well, discuss here!
And Dr. Tyler O Thinks typekill is unfair because it shows that you have no respect.
I personally think that typekill is fair because people who type in a game like a knife TDM when they are alive, are
taking a risk. Don't leave them alive because they are typing.

Your opinion can be down here!

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