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Off Topic / Re: What the most handicapped things your classmates say?
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:41:43 PM »
snake-Illin
We did that in english, we were doing wuts it called
the thing whar you clap to make out how many whatevers are in a word
Teacher called on Jordan and he went
Clap
snake
Clap
Illin

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Off Topic / Re: mom thinks that she can stop me
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:39:54 PM »
Lol, wait, DOES THAT MEAN THE BAN HAMMER IS REAL?!?!
No, she uses her ban richard.

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Off Topic / Re: scary stories
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:39:10 PM »
I see how this thread goes, its who can copypaste the best story from creepypasta :3
My turn:
This ones called Chicken Dinner
A first hand report of the story originally reported in The Montréal Mirror in 1964:

A mother and father decided they needed a break, not having much alone time in the almost a year since their young son, Toby, was born. They wanted to have a night out, dinner, maybe a movie, and the honeymoon suite at a local hotel to possibly give Toby a little brother or sister. They called their most trusted babysitter, who unfortunately was already engaged for the evening. But she did refer a good friend of hers, Opal, who she swore could be trusted. They spoke with the new babysitter and agreed to have her arrive no later than 6:30 so the parents could get an early start.

As the parents got ready to paint the town red, Toby lay on the floor, gnawing on his teething ring in the den off to the back of the house. At shortly after 6:20 the father walked past the open doorway and saw an elderly woman sitting in the rocking chair facing the child, her back to the doorway. The father was slightly startled as his wife hadn’t mentioned the sitter had arrived. He spoke to her as he straightened his tie in the mirror on wall opposite the doorway.

“Oh my, I’m sorry I didn’t hear you come in. We appreciate you coming on such short notice. My wife put some a chicken in the oven for you. The numbers for the restaurant and hotel are on the counter if you need to reach us. We will be home around 9 tomorrow morning. Goodbye Toby, I love you.”

He hurried down the hallway as his wife was coming down the stairs, meeting her at the bottom his wife asked “What were you saying dear”

“Oh nothing, I was just giving the sitter instructions, now we should hurry so we can make our reservation on time.” he replied grabbing his coat as he unlocked the front door.

They went to the car and were in such a rush they didn’t notice the car pull into the drive way not 15 seconds after they pulled out. They proceeded to have the best night out they could remember. The wife become somewhat concerned shortly after arriving at the hotel when she called home and no one answered. The husband calmed her as he pulled her into bed, kissing her neck.

“Don’t worry dear, she’s an older lady and it’s almost 10, she must have gone to bed after putting Toby down.”

**************

The next morning after a nice breakfast they arrived home to find a note on the door. It read:
“I arrived at 6:30 as agreed but no one was home.
If you had made other plans I would have appreciated
if someone had called me.
Opal”

The husband gave his wife a confused look as she put a hand to her mouth and her face turned white. She threw open the front door calling out for her son. There was no reply, in fact there was no sound at all in the house, just the smell or some burned meat. She ran up the stairs as her husband raced to the back of the house the find the kitchen filled with smoke. He turned off the stove and used pot holders to grab the smoldering pan or charred meat and drop it in the sink. His wife came into the kitchen crying into her hands

“He’s not here! Toby’s gone! She took him!”

The husband then took her in his arms as she cried. It was then that he noticed blood on the lid of the trash can. A pit formed in his stomach as he left his wife and opened the trash can. He exhaled as he realized that it was only the chicken his wife had made. It was then that his eyes shot wide open as his wife let out a fresh scream of horror. As he turned toward her, he caught sight of the melted remains of the teething ring on the bottom of the open oven.

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Off Topic / Re: What the most handicapped things your classmates say?
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:32:53 PM »
Lol and Nick, yeah it is forgeted up. All of em are, but what do you expect from 7th graders? lol

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Off Topic / Re: post a picture of your desktop
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:31:49 PM »
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Holy stuff i was only in the thread like 15 seconds before i clicked reply!
Lol and Nick
Net, the rhinestones are hot, especially cuz its a cat, and cool story bro.
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DAMNIT TWICE IN 5 MINUTES AND 3 TIMES IN 15 MINUTES!
forget you Marc she is not fat shes forgetin hot.

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Off Topic / Re: mom thinks that she can stop me
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:30:02 PM »
Cool story bro.
Now watch your computer disappear when your ma finds out.

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Off Topic / Re: post a picture of your desktop
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:27:49 PM »
I win. Isnt she hot?

863
Off Topic / Re: Your Name
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:24:35 PM »
James - Zuehlke
Lol i dont care about my last name, my whole moms line has gotten married after i was born, so, im the only one alive with that name :3

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Off Topic / Re: My MP3 player
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:23:56 PM »
Hahahaha that thing if loving ugly, get an ipod touch.

865
Off Topic / Re: What the most handicapped things your classmates say?
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:21:54 PM »
Last year it was me and a friend
My friend stood up right in the middle of my teachers sentence and screamed
"I HEAR THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUNCHING A BABY!"
Teachers like "Uhh.. get out of my class." So i jumped up and was like "THEN I ATE THE BABY!" So he sent me out to, we had a party in the hall.
Then we were in English and we were supposed to right a sentence for each spelling word, the word was like Tremor or something, so the kid infront of me gave me his paper to check(We all had to switch with someone)
and i gave him mine, i got them all right, he got 8 of em, then we were on #9 and he read my sentence,
"The tremor gave a great scare."
Then i looked at him, looked back at the paper, raised my hand,
James?
This paper just says Tremor...
Was forgetin hilarious
Then in World GEO, the teacher said turn off the lights, so i screamed DING! the teacher was like wtf?
Teacher: Deeder! Turn off the lights!
Me: DING!
Teacher: What the hell did you just say?
Me: DING!
Teacher: ... Ok..
Class cracks up
Me: You don't like ding?
Teacher: Uhh...
Sebastion: snake WAFFLES!
Vincent: Sebastion your my vigina muffin.
Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASS SEBASTION AND VINCENT
Me: Hahahahahah.
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.

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Damn you, lol.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: September 21, 2009, 10:08:28 PM »

Oh yeah beat that
:F

867
It seems you have the TF2 Basic Melee mod, so i suggest using the TF2 Wrench for engie's wrench instead, because its easier to program and its more realistic :3

868
Off Topic / Re: What's the Best Food You Have Ever Had?
« on: September 21, 2009, 01:13:57 PM »
Well, i went to the market and bought like 4 pounds of sugar cane, and brown sugar, then mixed em in a boul, ate it straight, was delicious.
My sisters was
snake.

869
Off Topic / Re: What did you eat for breakfast?
« on: September 21, 2009, 01:12:02 PM »
I ate the forums, then a side of Badspot.

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Clan Discussion / Re: (OMGF) OMG Films ( movie in progress...)
« on: September 20, 2009, 11:25:56 PM »
Bump, is the server up tomorrow?

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