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Messages - Alyx Vance

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 12, 2012, 02:05:39 AM »
Shame how you're often the ignorant cunt flaunting your sketchy ideals, which believe it or not attracts ass jerkers who don't really 'start stuff'.
Calm down man. I'll remove it.

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Off Topic / Re: Can any of you guys cook?
« on: May 12, 2012, 02:03:28 AM »
I'll think about it, dude :/
Okay. I'll find the guide I use some time or another.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:59:18 AM »
Oh god you're about to start another argument.

Wow.
It all depends if some ass jerker wants to start stuff or not.

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Off Topic / Re: how often use the shower.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:57:47 AM »
it all goes down the drain so it doesn't matter in the end :D

though i can't do it; i've tried - i can't fap standing up or even sitting down. i have to lay on my bed :Y
Same. Thing is my beds a cot so I can't simply role over to lay on my stomach without rotating in place.

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Off Topic / Re: Cookie monster is missing.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:56:30 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: how often use the shower.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:56:07 AM »
Am I the only one that doesn't fap in the shower?
It's just gross.
I don't fap in the shower.
Only at night.

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Off Topic / Re: rate me shirtless 1-10/10
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:55:35 AM »
very
That explains it.
Keep a shirt on for real. You are twiggafied.

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Games / Re: Gaming nostalgia Megathread
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:51:22 AM »

Do the Lance Vance Dance!
Someone say Vance?







GTA SA good times.
Golden eye 007 N64 c:
Other games I'm to lazy to think of... Good times.

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General Discussion / Re: A blockland forums Idea
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:46:50 AM »
Oh god my sides!

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:43:09 AM »
Your father is obviously just irritated that their schlongs are larger.
They do have large richards I have heard.
He just hates them for their attitudes. I don't like their attitudes either but I can still make friends with a black man.

-Snipped line due to possible stuff storm causing-

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Off Topic / Re: rate me shirtless 1-10/10
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:41:03 AM »
Also how high is your metabolism?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:38:02 AM »
i touch my balls in front of my friends
i don't SHOW them or anything but whatever lol
I'll walk out into the halls and grab my balls to unstick them but no one has a forget to give.
That or they have enough decency to not look at your balls.

It certainly is.

It's called an ushanka.

I don't have many pictures of me wearing it though ><

So, uhm...

Thought so.

Also my father has me dress all nice and stuff because "you shouldn't be dressed like a monday"
He got onto my cousin for having saggy pants and all that and said "you look like a monday"

Him and talking about mondays..

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Off Topic / Re: Can any of you guys cook?
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:32:22 AM »
Iunno... It might be a little complicated...
I can take it. I am big boy now!

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Off Topic / Re: Can any of you guys cook?
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:30:46 AM »
I can pour milk into a cereal bowl most times.
Dude you should show me your tutorial.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:30:22 AM »
Is that by any chance a Russian hat?

I'm loving bland in wardrobe... Belt + tucked in white t-shirt + Jeans pulled up to my waist, no sag, black watch, 2 cross necklaces, and black Nike's.


Me every.... Single...... loving..... Day.

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