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Messages - Alyx Vance

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:27:47 PM »
but I don't wanna go back to the slammer!
Get in those cuffs now!

*pulls out 12 gauge* don't make me go postal!

I thought you liked it ;-;
He does he just doesn't want to admit it :O

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Off Topic / Re: I swallowed a little bit of ammonia.
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:21:37 PM »
I hate it when people replenish the soap bottle with water or some other crap.
At least they put something in it.. They just throw the bottle away here.

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:18:29 PM »
whole top sentence and the following two lines with text are broken
you mean "My friend, masturbating isn't a sin, it's just done with the reason being:

 - Pleasure
 - Is a virgin"

you also spelled thou wrong, capitalized unneeded words, and had horrible sentence structure in the first one
you brutalized the language you speak
Damn bro you are a bigger grammar national socialist than my English teacher O_O

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:11:31 PM »
i think u tak her out 2 a nice retrant, then kiss her rely hard....
u r stewpad i alrdy sad wut u du 4 love u idot!!!!!!!11!69!

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:08:47 PM »
That makes absolutely no sense. A flag is supposed to be a symbol representing those who fly it, and the people that fly generally follow the ideas associated with it.

I'm not the general people. You can't read my thoughts so stop trying to say other wise.
I don't think its a tribal or hateful flag even with its past. You think your beloved USA flags any better? It was flown over slavery for 70 years. I think it said 70 but idk it was a number that was big.

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 07:05:38 PM »
how 2 love?

poast a tutorial plz
U use ur fleshy panis 2 put n her hol tht is n her pantz n u thust n an out rly fast

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:44:56 PM »
It's now about furry love and coloured people.
Well when your me heres how its read.
"It's now about yiffing and black people"
Damn tribal mind >.>

zookuw you aren't cool because you don't masturbate, you're either lieing or you're a 10 year old kid who hasn't reached puberty yet. judging by your behavior i think it's the latter option
Agree'd but sorry to say this topic can't be revived.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:41:22 PM »
typical confederate enthusiast
My home town schools never put money into education so I never learned stuff till I came out here.

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Off Topic / Re: Breaking news! Gabe Newell can count to three!
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:33:09 PM »
The combines still aren't as hard as the marines. I don't see how they took over the world in 7 hours.
Breen helped and I guess that they were just that badass for 7 hours then we opened a can of whoopass?

Strider spam
And this

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:28:13 PM »
NEEDS MORE ORANGE AND BLUE AMIRITE
YES! Bring in the orange and blue peoples!

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:18:49 PM »
page is full of orange hair fur.

ahh
Fixed

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Khepri link=topic=5417.msg5114130#hao2break114130 date=1333923071




oop cant keep promises
Huh?

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:13:26 PM »
ur a rednek foxe...
is ok. i find u hote 2. :)
sry i no gaye.

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Off Topic / Re: am I the only one who does not masturbate?
« on: April 08, 2012, 06:09:07 PM »
no u r a rednek
Umad bro? I has secrets, Frontrox knows.. And Frontrox won't tell either right Frontrox?

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