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Off Topic / I'm seeing hot women everywhere

« on: October 16, 2011, 01:41:01 PM »

ÞtTÞMy head got screwed up the past week. I can't think straight. My speech is slurred but I still can write and type. I'm having illusions like I'm seeing national socialists in my room and some women in the bathroom. I'm hearing voices that tell me their demons and some loveual related nooises.

Anyway I told my dad this (minus the love hallucinations) and he won't believe me. I'm doing bad in school and he grounded me. I told him I need to go to the doctor but he refuses. He said I should be more cautious. My mom works all day so she can't takew what do

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Off Topic / I think I died and revived

« on: October 16, 2011, 10:38:38 AM »

Last week I had a bad skating incident. Well my head got forgeted up so I was hallucinating a lot. But yesterday I slipped and hit my head hard on the floor. I felt as if I was rising and I began seeing all the memories I acquired. Now this is spooky but I saw myself on the floor.

BOOM TRANSITION
I woke up feeling very numb. I don't remember anything except for that.

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Off Topic / I am disturbed!

« on: October 01, 2011, 05:19:52 PM »

I was walking down the hall of my prep school when. I came upon a sign of this anime club. Then this girl walks next to me and says some japanese gibberish. She was acting creepy so I asked her what are you doing. Then she said she was acting cute and I was silent. She asked me why iwas I reading the paper and I told her because I had nothing better to do so she walked away.

While I was sleeping my cousin came over and woked me up. I called him an immature slut and then he started ranting "sofisticatly" how mature he was.

My parents and siblings and I were eating when somebody farted loud. My mom instantly thought it was me and made a huge discussion about my flatulence.

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Off Topic / My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:41:13 PM »

My cat, Rooney, raped a female cat a few months ago and his babies were born today. There were 6 but one died (he came in sick)

We get to have two kittens. They're both females. Need help with names.

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Off Topic / I'm dating the girl today

« on: September 30, 2011, 10:49:50 AM »

I have a crush on this girl and today I decided to grow some balls and ask her out. I've saved money from my job so cash won't be the issue.

Should we head to the arcade or my house? She loves shooting games and modern warfare. Or should we have a romantic date?

This is my first date and the first time I didn't get rejected in that "oh sorry I'm kinda busy" way.

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Off Topic / My art teacher calls me a homoloveual

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:47:45 AM »

I'm listening to the douche while he shows us some art with nudity and explains why the artists did that. Then he asked me who the artist was and I replied, "I don't know". He snorted and said I was too busy looking at the picture and enjoying it.

Next day was gym day and the bell rang. The prick said all right go to your lockers. You must enjoy that very much Krist. I looked at him strangely.

The guy showed us a picture of jesus and he was explaining "christ was taking off his robes to be killed" oh jesus krist

/discuss

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Off Topic / The user above needs forgetery

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:11:24 AM »

You know what to do.

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Off Topic / Drama Topic - made by real "men"

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:26:37 PM »

The ingenious Coolio decided he was cool enough to make a drama topic about me and then other "males" decided to comment about my friendry. I'm straight. Second, I'm not handicapped. I'm taking a physics class in freshman year and trig.

So umm beat that thriller haters.

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Off Topic / This girl + me = ?

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:14:07 PM »

There's this girl in my physics class and I want to make chemistry with her but I don't know if she likes me. I mean she's very sweet, beautiful and so graceful. She's also pretty smart. I hang out with her. She appears flirty though. She talks differently with me. I can't tell how a girl likes you back.

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Off Topic / My step bro is being incredibly emo and is disturbing my serenity.

« on: September 27, 2011, 11:41:56 PM »

K so I was peacefully fapping until he knocked on my door. He started telling me all his problems (happens daily) and how he can't take it. And I always respond "I can't help you because my advice sucks ass". I think he just wants attention. He talks about how he gets bullied but doesn't want to fight to bullies. Then he talks about how poorly he's doing in school.

I can kinda help in schoolwork but he's so emo and tells me he cuts. Wat do?

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Off Topic / Riddler was such a HOMO

« on: September 25, 2011, 06:33:04 PM »

And the national socialists were all homos. Great idea to kill 10 billion jews using gas chambers.

What a high loving gas bill he must have had. No wonder he comitted Self Delete.

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Off Topic / I've been chosen to be in a science competition

« on: September 25, 2011, 04:05:00 PM »

I forgot to mention but I'm in a physics class (the youngest one there) and my teacher thinks I'm a smart ass so I've been chosen to represent my school.

Discuss my only accomplishment.

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Off Topic / Damn that substitute

« on: September 25, 2011, 12:13:47 PM »

We have a new physics sub. The teacher went to some foreign country because her cousin died and our usual sub is sick so we got this hot sub. She's a freaking hottie. Small waist, nice breasts, shiny silky hair. I can't concentrate when she's teaching.$

Subs this hot should be models.

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Off Topic / Why isn't this pleasant

« on: September 24, 2011, 11:15:59 PM »

So I was in the bathroom reading the newspaper and the window was wide open. I felt cold so I was closing it until I found a neighbor girl watching me the entire time...
I'm embarrassed beyond belief

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Off Topic / As you walk in the room you see the user above you..

« on: September 24, 2011, 03:24:48 PM »

In your bed having love with your best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend