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Off Topic / Re: Guys, I have a confession

« on: October 01, 2011, 05:33:23 PM »

I was gay when I was 11 ahh


My confession

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Off Topic / Re: I am disturbed!

« on: October 01, 2011, 05:31:39 PM »

Did you forget her with your tentacles?

Why would I do her I mean she looks like a fish because her eyes were blinkd

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Off Topic / I am disturbed!

« on: October 01, 2011, 05:19:52 PM »

I was walking down the hall of my prep school when. I came upon a sign of this anime club. Then this girl walks next to me and says some japanese gibberish. She was acting creepy so I asked her what are you doing. Then she said she was acting cute and I was silent. She asked me why iwas I reading the paper and I told her because I had nothing better to do so she walked away.

While I was sleeping my cousin came over and woked me up. I called him an immature slut and then he started ranting "sofisticatly" how mature he was.

My parents and siblings and I were eating when somebody farted loud. My mom instantly thought it was me and made a huge discussion about my flatulence.

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Off Topic / Re: My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 03:26:28 PM »

Jacky and Zachael
Ronalin and Koranistov
Taylor and Paula
Juanita and Choca

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Off Topic / Re: My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:59:28 PM »

It's not rape if the female cat doesn't say no.

Does a meow count?
I wasn't there but I guess she purred as the raped proceeded.

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Off Topic / Re: My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:57:57 PM »

why does billy the nose picker keep coming back with different names

Wtf nose picker?

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Off Topic / Re: My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:50:44 PM »

Lies.

We all know you are actually a pissy female and thus your cat raped you.

Well rooney did hump me while I was napping. Geez that cat is as horny as I am.

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:44:31 PM »

When are you guys going to sleep because I need to rape you.

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Off Topic / My cat is a daddy

« on: October 01, 2011, 01:41:13 PM »

My cat, Rooney, raped a female cat a few months ago and his babies were born today. There were 6 but one died (he came in sick)

We get to have two kittens. They're both females. Need help with names.

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Off Topic / Re: Intense Situation With Friends

« on: October 01, 2011, 12:51:35 AM »

My black friend and I were on the street one night waiting for his mom to pick us up. Then this guy walks from across the road. My friend knows him and told me he is from a family of Confederates. That guy calls my friend a brother and I called the man a friend. He grabbed a srick and threw it at me but missed. We both ran like crazy.

The guy wass in his 60s so there's not much story. Just him getting tired after 3 min of chasi ng us.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you wear underwear when you sleep?

« on: October 01, 2011, 12:41:01 AM »

I'm naked.

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Off Topic / Re: What are your phobias/fears?

« on: October 01, 2011, 12:39:19 AM »

Getting rejected
Getting caught for daily fapping
Drunk neighbor

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Off Topic / Re: I'm dating the girl today

« on: September 30, 2011, 12:17:58 PM »

The above posts are some of the reasons why I love both this forum and you guys.
And yes take her to the Arcade. your house and offer her 'hot coffee'.

She's more of a frappucino starbucks type
Oooooh I get it! Maybe ill just get some ice cream and give her a sxoop with some whip

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Off Topic / Re: I'm dating the girl today

« on: September 30, 2011, 10:53:59 AM »

Are you both friends already?

We're pretty close friends.

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Off Topic / I'm dating the girl today

« on: September 30, 2011, 10:49:50 AM »

I have a crush on this girl and today I decided to grow some balls and ask her out. I've saved money from my job so cash won't be the issue.

Should we head to the arcade or my house? She loves shooting games and modern warfare. Or should we have a romantic date?

This is my first date and the first time I didn't get rejected in that "oh sorry I'm kinda busy" way.