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Off Topic / Re: My art teacher calls me a homoloveual

« on: September 30, 2011, 10:07:54 AM »

He picks on the people that don't do well in the class. So its me and four other guys. One is a transgendered, the other is a nerd, the other one is a jock and I'm the homo. Are teachers even allowed to do this?

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Off Topic / My art teacher calls me a homoloveual

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:47:45 AM »

I'm listening to the douche while he shows us some art with nudity and explains why the artists did that. Then he asked me who the artist was and I replied, "I don't know". He snorted and said I was too busy looking at the picture and enjoying it.

Next day was gym day and the bell rang. The prick said all right go to your lockers. You must enjoy that very much Krist. I looked at him strangely.

The guy showed us a picture of jesus and he was explaining "christ was taking off his robes to be killed" oh jesus krist

/discuss

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Off Topic / Re: The user above needs forgetery

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:40:28 AM »

*rapes in an alley*

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Off Topic / Re: The user above needs forgetery

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:27:08 AM »

Rape them

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Off Topic / The user above needs forgetery

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:11:24 AM »

You know what to do.

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Off Topic / Re: omg my history teacher is giving us homework on the continental bodies of water

« on: September 30, 2011, 09:09:40 AM »

Swim in all those bodies of water and tell him how salty it is.

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Off Topic / Re: Solve the user above's problem, then create your own!

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:52:56 PM »

Have love with them



I need to stop getting loveually aroused when I see lambs.

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:51:23 PM »

GUYS
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM MASTURBATING WITH A GLASS AND IT BROKE
MY snake IS BLEEDING

The glass didn't start the bleeding. Mother nature did.

Congrats, you're a woman now.

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Off Topic / Re: This girl + me = ?

« on: September 28, 2011, 05:02:14 PM »

Force love onto her, if she doesn't scream it means she likes you.

I would but if we multiply then I'm going to get grounded. Anyway I would wait much later.

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Off Topic / Re: Drama Topic - made by real "men"

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:39:10 PM »

i take collage sykologee

Derr stop making me look bad >:C

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Off Topic / Re: This girl + me = ?

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:37:28 PM »

I have her phone but I'll ask her out casually. I don't want to admit my love and have her reject me. Too embarrassing.

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Off Topic / Re: Drama Topic - made by real "men"

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:35:03 PM »

prove it

I could, I would, but I won't. I could give you hardcore evidence. I would do it for you but I won't because simply you won't believe in me.

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Off Topic / Drama Topic - made by real "men"

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:26:37 PM »

The ingenious Coolio decided he was cool enough to make a drama topic about me and then other "males" decided to comment about my friendry. I'm straight. Second, I'm not handicapped. I'm taking a physics class in freshman year and trig.

So umm beat that thriller haters.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your Phone!

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:15:38 PM »

It seems a bit scratched...

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Off Topic / This girl + me = ?

« on: September 28, 2011, 04:14:07 PM »

There's this girl in my physics class and I want to make chemistry with her but I don't know if she likes me. I mean she's very sweet, beautiful and so graceful. She's also pretty smart. I hang out with her. She appears flirty though. She talks differently with me. I can't tell how a girl likes you back.