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Forum Games / Re: Stranded: Minecraftia Survival

« on: October 13, 2011, 08:03:27 PM »

"He held a stack of forgetin' TNT and a flint and steel, WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN!" He cackled. "I saw a house go down in a explosion, Lewis 'Xephos' Brindley running in to stop him."

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Forum Games / Re: McDonalds Ordering Game

« on: October 13, 2011, 08:02:40 PM »

You get 19.1 fries, some soda, two bigmacs on eachothers sides, and episode three of Half life 2.

I wish I had research.

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 08:01:55 PM »

@kill

I laughed so hard

BIC:

Altair ran into the Humvee, and started it up, "JUMP!" He yelled, driving straight at Adam. If he jumped in time, he'd land on the hood, and there'd be a path of blood.

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Forum Games / Re: Avatar Rating

« on: October 13, 2011, 08:00:46 PM »

0.5/10

fcukunub

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Forum Games / Re: Stranded: Minecraftia Survival

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:59:26 PM »

"By the way, I found a town, marked the way with a gravel road. I met a dwarf in town, said his name was Simon 'Honeydew' Lane."

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:58:38 PM »

LOL, you know what's gruesome? Watching my best friend shoot both of his parents in the head with a .44 magnum at point blank range, their blood and brains splattering everywhere. He was killed by the police a day after when he was found using the .44 on a cat.

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"Nice." He said, before choking one of the Solja Boys with a AK47. "Diiie you son of a bitch! Do I have to mother forgetin' say please!?" He yelled as he snapped the Soulja Boy's neck.

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:55:36 PM »

"I am the leader of the insurgents, the one group that owns 65% of the Suburban." Altair said, before grabbing a Soulja Boy by the shirt, lifting him up, and blasting him in the stomach, using the corpse as a shield as he used the Firepower handgun, blasting away.

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Off Topic / Re: Post Your Desktop!

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:54:36 PM »

Probably a shortcut to a batch file to make it launch with more memory allocated to it.  I have it set to 4GB as well.

PM me instructions on doing so? I get a laggy game when I use 64x64s, when my PC can handle a 256x256 without any lag.

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:52:20 PM »

Loading the AK47, he aimed down on a group of Soulja Boys, only to rip away on the trigger, ripping their legs off, along with splattering their brains on the pavement. "My name is Malif. Friends call me Altair." He spoke over gunfire.

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Forum Games / Re: Stranded: Minecraftia Survival

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:51:09 PM »

"Sweet, a new friend." He said, before turning, "I'ma head out, find some stuff." He said, unsheathing a newly made cobblestone blade, exitting the defense of the shelter, wandering off, slaughtering pigs. Having enough on him for bartering, he'd come upon a small town. Raising his eyebrow, he found a trader, and walked home with sixteen iron ingots, and a pair of shades. "Anyone else think we got a bit lucky?"

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:48:49 PM »

Get the forget out, Secret. You act tough, and so do I sometimes, but I mostly only act tough when I'm against someone stronger. It intimidates the foe, causing them to run straight into the wall when you sidestep their strikes. Just because you're Gamer's friend doesnt mean you get a loving Lamborghini, swap that piece of stuff for a Dodge Charger.

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Altair caught his foot, pulling out the Firepower handgun, blasting them in the face, and then in the nuts repeativedly, before dropping them, and elbowing him in the face. As one of them gets to a get-away, he pulled out the Rocket, and blew up the car, killing all of the soulja boys around it. Sliding down to cover behind a trash can, he pulled out the Firepower handgun, evading Shrapnel as he entered the humvee, putting away the makeshift RPG, and grabbing the AK47. "So, you hate those forgetin' posers too?"

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:44:28 PM »

brother JUST RESPONDED TO A TROLL POST.

Although I didn't mean the pissing part, the rest was true.

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Forum Games / Re: Thug City Roleplay - The Beginning of a New Era.

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:41:37 PM »

Altair rolls by the Soulja Boys, only to run over their leader. Whilst their leader is down, he gets out of the car and pisses on them, and brutally murders them with a Hacksaw.

I DONT KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A HACKSAW, THAT WAS WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THE KNIFE!

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Off Topic / Re: Post Your Desktop!

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:29:56 PM »

The forget is Minecraft 4GB?

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Off Topic / Re: my headset is picking up some weird sounds

« on: October 13, 2011, 07:28:37 PM »

I used to have one of these, but the sounds were really demonic. I paid a couple of people and a priest.

I just laughed when the priest baptised the headset.