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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: May 28, 2016, 10:13:43 PM »
Just to break the horrid cycle:
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: May 26, 2016, 07:58:30 PM »candy hearts are loving disgusting anyway
you take that back.
but he's right
i will end you.
we'd still be right, even in death :::^^^)))
candy hearts taste like concrete mixed with flour.
candy hearts look like sidewalk chalk, smell like sidewalk chalk
i bet you can guess how they taste
it is actually bone meal and earwig honey
candy hearts are awful
candy hearts are loving colored chalk what are you guys on about
They're chalk mixed with sugar
Best chalk I ever tasted
only chalk i've ever tasted
why would you ever buy your valentine candy hearts when you could buy them dinner, flowers, or chocolate
why don't you just give them money
By that point you're just hiring them.
What have I done
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: May 25, 2016, 06:23:28 PM »
Thank God for the creator of the image at right.
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Forum Games / Re: would you have love with the avatar above you? ho stuff 50 pages
« on: May 25, 2016, 06:09:38 PM »54
Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: May 20, 2016, 05:04:14 PM »I still dont know what kin is. Someone please explain
From my understanding, it is someone who believes themselves to be of a fictional race. In other words, they may believe themselves to be dragons, elves, vampires, mermaids, and so on unfortunately. In other cases, it is those who believe themselves to be reincarnations of animal spirits...or in the worst of cases there's Otakin/Otakukin, who believe themselves to be incarnations or reincarnations of anime characters.
Here's an example: http://www.cringechannel.com/2014/09/14/video-coming-out-mermaid-stories/
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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: May 11, 2016, 06:12:19 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unHXJ4mks5Q
"That's right--Dillon the Hacker goes through a broad a week."
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BSlXrTo0Qo
"That's right--Dillon the Hacker goes through a broad a week."
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BSlXrTo0Qo
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Forum Games / Re: HOW FAMOUS IS THE ABOVE USER
« on: May 10, 2016, 03:33:00 PM »don't know him too well
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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: May 09, 2016, 11:25:49 PM »
I got this as an email ages ago, don't know where it's from but what the hell:
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This is an account as relayed to paramedics at a chile cook-off in New Mexico . For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know they actually have a Chile Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL ..
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chile cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILE # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILE
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy stuff, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
CHILE # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILE
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILE # 3 - ALFRE D O'S FAMOUS BURN D OWN THE BARN CHILE
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chile. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers ..
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting D rano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting stuff-faced from all of the beer.
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chile with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chile.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT .. just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chile an aphrodisiac?
CHILE # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chile. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chile using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chile had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
forget them.
CHILE # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chile. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic.
Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.. I stuff on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
CHILE # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chile with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chile peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chile, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. forget it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILE # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILE
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chile. Not too Bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chile. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed
out, fell over and pulled the chile pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chile?
Judge # 3 -- No Report
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Off Topic / Re: 2016 USA Presidential Race News & Discussion (CRUZ DROPS OUT -- NEW POLL)
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:26:07 PM »
forget