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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:35:09 AM »

Wait when did this happen

Wait wait I forgot.
"Where have you been?" inquired the Paladin.
"During the time the aberration was battling you, I grew concerned, and ran back to town, inviting, no begging for a cleric, to heal you. However when I came back I see you, unscathed, under the shade of a tree. This cleric just so happens to be the elvish maiden whom Kolkoli had a relationship with. I am overjoyed that you live!" replies the ranger.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:29:09 AM »

Jelly,  ya did jackstuff.

now wake the forget up


Fffffffffffffffffffů

You wake up, seeing Kolkoli Flat on the floor, being revived by Hetnah's elvish healing magic. You also see that Jell, is looting the naked, and dead necromancer. You scold him, and he gives you:
5x Potion of Health
And
5x Potion of Magicka.

I don't know about you guys, but that confrontation was BADASS!

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:25:55 AM »

Loot the corpse

Jell, who has guided the elvish maiden, as per the location of her love, secretly approaches the necromancer and steals:
1x Tome of the undead
1x Contract
10x Potion of Health
10x Potion of Magicka
70x gold coins
5x Greek fire

(Share it you scrooge.)

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:20:31 AM »

Okay do this

Kolkoli stands up. Fueled with undying rage for your brother. He readies his bow, and yet again the necromancer stands there. "How did you kill my brother?" asked Kolkoli in a low voice. "I raped his wife in front of him, and I burn his wife. Then I proceed to pleasure myself with his eyesockets." He says licking his lips. "I then threw him into the acid". Kolkoli sheds a tear of bitterness. and fires this arrow. TIme slows down around him, and he sees the arrow travelling in a slow manner. "This is for my brother!" he shouts with deep compassionate rage, as he prepares, and fires the second bow. "An arrow, are you ti-" he gets fully impaled by the quick travelling arrow. The second arrow looms faster on him, and it grows a brighter shade of orange. As it nears the necromancer, who is now stuck on a tree, it vaporizes and enters his blood stream, and thins his blood. He then starts to bleed from every orifice. With that, the Necromancer dies, with his final words being.

"Ah, Demigod, You may have bested me, however, you stand no chance against the Drow kin- aghh aghhh AGHHHHHHHHHHH AGH HAHAHAGHHAAAHAHAHAaghhh-" with that the necromancer dies, with the biggest most rage inducing grin ever.

With that, Kolkoli also falls due to Fatigue. The final thing he sees is the Elvish maiden (Named Hetnah) running towards him saying "You fool, are you trying to die? Don't die on me!".

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:09:46 AM »

Bard man should do anything effective that he possibly can.

Um... cloud thing. But Drow can see through it...

forget Vegetari needs to get up.

Fire the arrohs
Of lightning

Psssst use the Glow Blood arrow.

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Off Topic / Re: Venison

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:05:29 AM »

I had venison for dinner last night.

Nom nom nom.

Did you hunt it yourself?

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 10:04:18 AM »

Vegetari: Break free and heal Ophi.

Kokolikokolikoliikolookoilook o: Do eet agen

Vegetari using the power of his will, trudges along the rugged road. Whilst in immense pain. However, since he is now partially broken free from paralysis, he gets to the other side and heals Ophidyus, with that, he promptly closes his eyes, prays to his God to help Kolkoli, and then rests.
*20 (Luckyluckylucky)*
Kolkoli then prepares another arrow to shoot. He fires the arrow directly at the head of his opponent. The Necromancer then promptly and quickly, concentrates all the dark magic on his head. This proves ineffective, as the lightning breaks the shield and hits him in the head.
20 - 50 = 30

However the Necromancer still lived on. He said "Now it is my turn!".
*10*
He then conjured a snake made of dark energy and has it attack Kolkoli in the chest. It strikes hard as Kolkoli on his Hind quarters.  "Heh, as expected." He says "You mat have the ability to conjure lightning, however you are no match for ME!". Kolkoli stands up yet again saying: "I AM MUCH MORE HARDY THAN YOU ASSUME!" The necromancer quickly replies saying "Your sister made both me and the king 'hardy' for a very long period of time, before we quartered her before your legless- oh I meant dead brother. I had the pleasure of killing him with my own hands! HAHAHAHAHA". *Kolkoli can now use Glow Blood arrow*
8 - 16 = 8

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 09:52:01 AM »

Fire teh lightneeng arrow

*12*
Kolkoli then draws the pure essence of the ether on one of his arrows, thus creating an arrow constructed only of the purest essence of lightning. Kolkoli fires this arrow towards the Necromancer's chest. The necromancer then proceeds to focus all his energy onto one hand and then creating a dark vortex of dark aura. Kolkoli fires his bow, and the only reaction the necromancer has is: "INTERESTING, SO THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!". He blocks the arrow with all his dark energy, however, the lightning seems far too powerful for him to handle, thus breaking the bond of dark energy, breaking all his articles of clothing (Except for his pants). The bolt of lightning hits him hard, like the punch of an angry minotaur, dealing on him a great deal of pain which he seems to shrug off quite easily.
10 - 60 = 50
Meanwhile Ophidyus the bard writhes in agony, as his chest is burning with immense pain, and Vegtari is nearly getting out of his paralyzed state.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 09:42:50 AM »

Alright.

Hold one arrow in the flame, then stealthily fire at the niger's faic.

Lolhereallydoeslooklikeamondayhahahaha
*No roll*
Kolkoli puts one arrow over the flame, and puts the arrow in place. The one eyed necromancer, doesn't seem perturbed by this at all. Kolkoli draws back the flaming arrow, and fires it at him. The flaming arrow was caught by the necromancer's mouth. The necromancer then proceeds to eat it. The bard, taking this chance, takes 2 of his sharpest knives, and throws it at the necromancer. The necromancer catches these two knives. "Both of you are pathetic." he says "It shall take more than two knives to kill me. However I need only you Kolkoli, So I shall let your friend live" with that he throws the 2 knives back at the bard, and it hits him right at the chest, not hitting any vital organs whatsoever".

Look at Kolkoli's feats, something there might help you.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 09:33:36 AM »

O shat.

What form of weaponry do I have.

Bow n' Arrow. Don't worry, Kolkoli is a Demigod.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 09:21:54 AM »

Alright, so I basically have to curbstomp the necromancer myself.

You see the necromancer, standing at the edge of your sight. "Good!" he says "However, I have no need for you mortal. I only need battle the cowardly prince, Kolkoli.". "What is the matter, Drow?" says Vegetari "Are you afraid of my strength?". "No, in fact I have the ability to vanquish you and re-purpose your corpse as my servant.". He adds "I need only the cowardly prince to face me.". With that the necromancer throws a paralysis spell at you, and throws you off. "COME FACE ME COWARD, OR YOUR FRIEND SHALL SUFFER!"

*You are now in control of Kolkoli*

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 09:05:40 AM »

I shouls save my friends first... is there water nearby?

You are alone in the ring of fire, and there is no water nearby.
The only options you have for escape is jumping, or maybe waiting for the fire to die.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 08:47:18 AM »

Pssh, I can clear that IRL.

(I take that as a yes)
*Rolls 4 + 6 dex = 10*
You nimbly jump the flame, with minimal damage (1 Dmg). However there is still the necromancer to deal with.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 08:38:42 AM »

Is the flame low enough for parkour ninja jumping?

The flames are approximately 2 feet high.
Shall you take a leap of faith?

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 08:32:09 AM »

Uhh... blow really hard?

AHAHAHAHAHA

Thee hapless paladin gathers all the air he has within his body, and bellows like a beast. The blow didn't affect the flame at all.
What shall you do?