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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 08:16:20 AM »

stfu

I clean my sword

You hold your sword over the fire to dry the blood, so you can fight better. However there is still a problem, you are still in the circle of fire.

How shall you get out?

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 08:07:46 AM »

Backstab while it isn't looking.

*Rolls 10*
The beast notes two men in the woods, on which he determines are the reasons behind an arrow and a knife lodged at his sides. However The hapless paldin jumps on his back and stabs him, the monster's 3 heads writhe in agaony. The hapless paladin then jumps off the back of the beast. The beast stops in it's tracks to give the most shrill scream of pain ever.
10 - 4 = 6

*Rolls 10 and 14*
The bard and Kolkoli launch the final piece to kill this beast. As it makes contact to it's putrid, near dead skin, it writhes in pain so intense that it runs, due to the sharp pain between his shoulder blades. He foolishly runs in the flame, thus killing it, and burning it.

Vegetari and kolkoli feel as if their power is revived, and they get stronger. +80xp (LEVEL UP)

You are one hell of a dirty fighter.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 07:53:42 AM »

tits get up

cast healing spell

You heal yourself from the punch.

*Rolls 1 (CKUF)*
The monster then charges up at you again, attempting to punch you into the flame, however you manage to roll away from said situation, thus burning him.
19 - 9 = 10

I wont roll for sirlancealot7 or the bard. HOWEVER YOU MOUST TAKE THIS BASTARD DOWN TO 1 POINT OF HEALTH FOR SHARED EXPERIENCE!

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 07:35:53 AM »

Attempt ninja skills and attack

*19 (stuffwat)*

Before the combination of greek fire and acid collide with the monster, The hapless paladin performs a mid-air roll and then proceeds to punch the creature  in the face. The failure to hit causes a ring of fore to trap both combatants.

30-3=27

*Rolls 10 (whew)*

The monster however doesn't take it lightly, and promptly punches The hapless paladin back. He rolls back, and collapses 5 inches near the flame.
4-20=26

*Rolls 15, and another 15*
Ophidyus and Kolkoli, hidden among the woods, attacks in the distance. THe shots manage to endure the flame and hits the monster in the lower parts of his torso.
27-(4+4)=19

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 07:09:30 AM »

Which one a you bishes stole my stuff

Sirlancealot7 and MaroonedCacti

*plotpoint*
As the bard plays his merry tune, you hear rustling behind you. When you look back you see all of the bodies have been resurrected and re-purposed as soldiers. They all combine (Similar to the technique of the necromancer woman. What you see is a 4 legged 4 armed beast,with 3 heads. It looks like a centaur, made of human body parts. the 3 heads are freakishly deformed, and are undoubtedly, dripping pus out of their mouths. However, the monster's sight hasn't truly been activated as it fails to see your party, which is within spitting distance. It is as large as a horse, with a man riding on it, and it's legs are arms. The person who resurrected this beast was a one eyed Drow who was hired by the current Drow king to stop Kolkoli and his friends.
What shall you do?

Since I'm the damn proxy of SL7 and MaroonedCati, I say they quickly dash to the trees and there they throw 1 greek fire flask and 1 Acid Flask.
*Rolls 20*
I suggest you charge up to it before it gets engulfed in a ring of flames, where there is only so much space for two men to fight.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 06:09:22 AM »

Bump.

I can't make anything out of this situation, please provide me with something to work on.

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Off Topic / Re: KONY 2012!!!

« on: March 24, 2012, 05:43:51 AM »

Wankinpublic2012

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Off Topic / Re: Venison

« on: March 24, 2012, 04:30:48 AM »

quiet squabbling barbarians, peace as i attempt to enjoy my goat cheese and ale.

SILENCE MILK DRINKER!

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Off Topic / Re: Venison

« on: March 24, 2012, 04:27:16 AM »

Waste of inventory space.

I believe you are one of the many gentlemen who despise venison and prefer horker meat. Return at once to your lands, elf, this is the plain of the Nords! On behalf of Nords in skyrim I say; flee milk drinker flee, flee to your puny aldmeri dominion, flee.

  -Talos5ever

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Forum Games / Re: Let's write a novel!

« on: March 24, 2012, 03:10:44 AM »

ponies

Tony is mad

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 01:41:54 AM »

yeah ima goto bed too
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Understood.
Commencing auto pilot take over.

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Creativity / Re: Dungeons n' Dragons Revival

« on: March 24, 2012, 01:16:05 AM »

I want greek fire and bound bow.

Greek fire will secure my escape from assassination and bound bow will make sure my assassination actually kills him.

It is my bedtime though..  I'd like to leave a standing command to do the following:

1. Get XP
2. Attack anything that the group is attacking.
3. Follow whoever is actually on at the time.
4. Women

Understood.
Commencing auto pilot take over.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's write a novel!

« on: March 24, 2012, 01:03:35 AM »

.  Lots of guys

eat young semen

5129

Forum Games / Re: A day in the life of Blockhead1000000

« on: March 24, 2012, 12:54:02 AM »

7:00 AM

Blockhead wakes up from his horrible nightmare

7:00:01
Blockhead now has tits and a vag.

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Forum Games / Re: Let's write a novel!

« on: March 24, 2012, 12:52:27 AM »

Like young semen