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Off Topic / Re: what job will the above user likely to have?
« on: October 11, 2012, 04:05:18 PM »
Professional potato

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Off Topic / Re: I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:57:21 PM »

ಠ_ಠ

Shut up or I'll yiff you :v

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes Redux -Magical Title Change-
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:49:44 PM »
-snip-

ew a gurl dats nassty
srsly tho that's actually kinda hot

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Off Topic / Re: I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:48:18 PM »
Uh you might want to see a doctor because you can't stop breathing when sleeping. It's automatic...

No it's like

my face

is smushed up against the pillow/bed

and it covers my mouth and nose

What are you even talking about.
I'm not talking about sleep paralysis or controlling your body. Your body is designed to react to stuff regardless of if you're asleep, such as if it's suffocating itself. It will roll over instinctively. Humans are evolutionarily idiot-proofed against themselves.

Well, my body always wakes me up when I accidentally suffocate myself

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes Redux -Magical Title Change-
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:45:40 PM »
I




I think I have a gasmask special interest :$

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Off Topic / Re: I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:42:57 PM »
Sleep paralysis...

Did you hallucinate also?

It's kinda hard to hallucinate when the only thing you can see is a pillow


woof woof, now give me my treat

wowe furcigarette

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Off Topic / Re: I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:39:40 PM »
Anyways, wouldnt you have just passed out only to roll over and continue breathing while you were passed out?

Do me a favor

go onto your bed

lay down on your stomach

now roll over, boy.




I don't have a point to make, I just need some cheering up

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Off Topic / Re: I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:32:41 PM »
Sleep paralysis
where do you sleep that you turn over and not breathe?

On my front with my face nuzzled into the warm bosom of my pillows

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Off Topic / I almost died this morning/last night
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:28:50 PM »
So have you guys ever slept on your front and then wake up out of breath in the middle of the night because you're suffocating?

Well

I woke up like that at 5:30 this morning

but worse.

So, apparently, when you're sleeping, you're actually paralyzed for some reason.


Now, when I woke up, I guess my body hadn't caught up with my brain yet or something

so I was suffocating

and I couldn't loving move


it was so horrifying ;-;

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes Redux -Magical Title Change-
« on: October 11, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »
Pacha x Mr. Jelly

<3

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>with friends at lunch
>friends are talking about their favorite race to play as in Skyrim
>proceed to shout out "MROW, IMA KITY" to reference Khajiit
>friend jokingly calls me a furry for picking Khajiit

sooper awkward

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic - Total War Series Promos!
« on: October 08, 2012, 09:44:15 PM »
You mean random mini-crits.

Same thing

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes Redux -Magical Title Change-
« on: October 08, 2012, 09:41:36 PM »
wowe

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic - Total War Series Promos!
« on: October 08, 2012, 09:34:12 PM »
What aboot

"Mini-crits whenever it would normally crit"

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Off Topic / Re: Goddamn Gangnam Style
« on: October 08, 2012, 09:31:53 PM »

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