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Off Topic / Re: The Five Nights at Freddy's Movie is happening.

« on: July 29, 2015, 10:49:12 AM »

4 games, 1 movie, all within a year. All for a cheap jump scare game. Wow. How could we have allowed this?

Each game has like, a fraction of the content a normal game does? It's not like Activision pumped out four Call of Dutys in a single year, it's a bunch of small, <$10 games, it's not the end of the loving world. Besides, FNAF was the first time Scott has actually made a game that's successful (and also was going to be the last game he made before he gave up on making games if it wasn't), I don't blame him for making sequels.

And Hollywood will honestly make a movie about anything that's remotely popular. And when I say anything, I mean anything.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 27, 2015, 03:47:40 PM »

me feat. sunburn

im expecting so many nice guy jokes dont dissapoint me

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 26, 2015, 06:37:03 PM »

Why did he wake up again? Is there supposed to be a GIF playing?

OT: Sleep until morning.

(He can't get back to sleep is what's going on, didn't realize I didn't communicate it that well)

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 26, 2015, 06:21:12 PM »

ponder on how you carry that wooden bed with you when traveling

You have to use furniture that can be disassembled into parts. It's like a puzzle, but instead of a picture, you just end up with stuffty furniture.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm having suicidal thoughts

« on: July 26, 2015, 03:43:38 PM »

op is fishing for attention

suicidal thoughts is no loving reason to commit Self Delete, that's called depression, which is cured in time by not being a loving pusillanimous individual.

Clinical depression can't be cured, numbnuts.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm having suicidal thoughts

« on: July 26, 2015, 03:20:12 PM »

Of all the threads for you chuckleforgets to start this add-a-word stuff in

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 26, 2015, 03:15:46 PM »

Think about why you are a major starfish to your ADVENTURE BUDDY.

First off, you're not being an starfish. This isn't the first time he's done this, waking you up in the middle of the night. Second, you're not buddies. Colleagues, maybe. Associates. Partners. Not buddies.

Sleep with whatever weapons(or non-weapons that can be used as improvised weapons) you have under your bed for easy access. Talk to corvo in the morning.

Your sword's on the nightstand. It's not gonna be necessary though, you haven't even seen a single wolf in this area.



Besides, it's a wolf. You can handle it. You just need to get back to sleep.

Some nice rest after a long day.

That's all you need right now.



...goddammit, Corvo.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 25, 2015, 10:51:35 PM »

i actually enjoyed it nerd

Nobody enjoys being in Florida, not even Floridians.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: July 25, 2015, 08:53:32 PM »

me feat. sunburn

im expecting so many nice guy jokes dont dissapoint me

I'm so sorry you had to be in Florida.

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Off Topic / Re: what does the back of your hand smell like v2: why edition

« on: July 25, 2015, 08:20:41 PM »

Sandwich

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland Synchtube -Vigorous Toothbrushing Innuendo

« on: July 25, 2015, 07:48:45 PM »

Alright, you don't need to shout.

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 25, 2015, 07:15:31 PM »

Wake up and chat to the guy

LM: VVell, I am novv. CS: Alright, so...I had the vision again. LM: Oh no. CS: But no, look, it wa- LM: Corvo, I'm fine. CS: It was really, intense this time. CS: More than the other times. CS: I think that means something. LM: This can vvait vntil morning. CS: Y-you're not getting it. LM: This can vvait vntil morning. LM: That's not an opinion. It's an order. CS: ... LM: Dismissed, Corvo.

This is maybe the eighth time he's cried wolf to you. Maybe he'll forget about it once he gets some sleep.

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 25, 2015, 03:03:13 PM »

warn burly man about what is to come

Right, you should tell him about your vis-



You cannot tell the burly man about what is to come because you are the burly man!

You are LOMURUS MERUS, and you are...

well, you're currently asleep. You can't properly introduce yourself, as you're enjoying some well-earned rest. Maybe in the morning, we can finally learn what this guy is all abo-



CS: H-hey, Lomurus? Are you awake?

Oh.

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 22, 2015, 02:08:00 PM »

Befriend lightning bug.

Name the lightning bug "Gerald."

This will be a lovely friendship, you and Gerald. At least until Gerald dies. They live like, what, 6 weeks, tops?

Go in the tent and sleep.

Time for some visions. Lets sleep.

It's time to lay down, and hopefully get some sleep tonight. It's been a long day, you certainly could use the rest!



...



...you guess not, then.


Sorry about the low quality gifs, most gif makers I found were either too inconvenient to use, or only had one set frame duration, and I'm not in the mood at the moment to try and jimmy GIMP's gif making into working

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion

« on: July 21, 2015, 01:21:25 PM »

Just as a little side note here, I'm still trying to figure out an update schedule that doesn't leave me fatigued, updates may slow down at some point.

flail your arms around to catch that blue dot

You flail your arms around like a complete buffoon.



Surprisingly, you actually manage to accomplish something, catching the blue dot in your hand.



Oh, it's one of those little blue lightning bugs from outside. Little fella must have got in here while you were sitting around the fire.

OT: Check everything in your tent

You examine the contents of your tent.



The pitchfork-lookin thing on top of your shelf is your brandistock. You've a penchant for collecting mildly obscure weapons, which almost invariably ends up being polearms. Personally, though, you've been enjoying your bec de corbin, which is why you've set the brandistock down for now. Thing's got a spikey bit and a blunt end!



On the shelf is the meager collection of things you've brought with you. Some old books of various subjects, a mostly-full bottle of some watered-down wine Lomurus gave you in an attempt to "calm your damned nerves, kid", and a stack of papers. You like to draw your visions, in case you forget.



On the floor is both halves of your cuirass, and your knapsack, containing mostly mundane survival gear. Rope, torches, stuff like that.