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Off Topic / Re: KONY2012 "Another scam?"
« on: April 16, 2012, 09:38:13 PM »
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Its called I dont want to.
No, not whatever you miscreants were thinking when I said that, not a bag of drugs, but a refreshing plastic produce bag full of coca cola and ice.
Here is the benefit to it: startup costs are almost non existant! You can get produce bags for free at safeway, just walk in and pull off all the bags you need off the roll, and then while you are walking to the soft drink section to buy more soda, just stuff it in your waist band. Who the hell is going to bust you for stealing free bags, anyway. Once you have ice, cola and bags, you just need straws. You can get these at mcdonalds. Just pretend like you are waiting for something and bored and just forget around with the dispenser.
After that, you just need a cooler for the soda and ice, and you can sell them in bags for a buck a piece. The beauty of it is: you don’t even have to have a license or a health card, you are just pouring out drinks, so all you have to do is run like hell if you see cops coming. They are probably coming for someone else, anyway.
Now that you have your basic revenue model set up, its time to add some value propositions: since exotic food is getting popular, and people like authentic cuisine, the next logical step is to offer street food for your thirsty consumers, and what has a better profit margin than fried bugs?
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Knight Peculiar should be there.