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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:14:29 PM »

roll to create your own nation, kebabia

Result: 92 (+21) = 113

You appear in a throne, surrounded by jewels, gold and several guards wielding two handed greatswords and wearing brilliantly polished armor

a banner across the hall reads in Cyrillic writing "FOR HOMELAND KEBABIA"

Hail to the king, baby

(The insurrection is not in your nation)
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson + King), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle
Hunger: 75

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:07:05 PM »

Try and find a telescope, or if you can't, find the materials to make the telescope.

Result: 83 (+21) = 104

You scan the area, Theres something sticking out of the bushes!

You pick it up, its some sort of thick and long (hahaha so original) monocle

This monocle feels powerfull, but its still daytime so you'll try it out later
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard, Magic Monocle
Hunger: 75

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Forum Games / Re: Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2013 - [A WHOLE NEW WORLD!]

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:01:49 PM »

unshaved japanese girls

stuff

sounds lovey as forget I don't see the problem Japan

Canada what the forget you're violating rule 8

omg rule 8 inb4 stuffstorm
china finds a penny on the ground and throws it because fuk yuo americas money is useless to chinas juan yuan
\/ fuk yuo tea guzzler monies

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 12:33:27 PM »

roll to become a self-aware supercomputer

Result: 65 (+22) = 87

Beep boop bitch
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Race(Robot), Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone,
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 80

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 12:21:45 PM »

Roll to make the -21 dice debuff into a +21 dice buff

Result: 95 (-21) = 74

The debuff is now a +22 buff

Neat
Health : 75
Debuffs: -N/A
Buffs:+21
Passive Effects: Role(Hearthperson), Insurrection taking place in current zone
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 80

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 09:44:28 AM »

Roll to start an insurrection

Result: 84 (-21) = 63

The insurrection has begun.

You aren't sure who the leader is or where the insurrection is taking place, but if one has started then surely there is civilisation nearby
Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 85

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Forum Games / Re: Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2013 - [THE MAYANS WERE A YEAR OFF!]

« on: May 06, 2015, 02:45:12 AM »

china gives up and leaves

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Forum Games / Re: Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2013 - [THE MAYANS WERE A YEAR OFF!]

« on: May 06, 2015, 02:18:19 AM »

china makes a laser targeting system that will shoot down any unauthorised missiles in the airspace

>:C

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Off Topic / Re: No faith in humanity (Kids Play Super Meat Boy)

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:32:55 AM »

those kids look pretty young and its probably their first time playing it, its not surprising they aren't the best at it


Let them play Dark Souls

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Forum Games / Re: Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2013 - [THE MAYANS WERE A YEAR OFF!]

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:09:33 AM »

seeing as some people made anti-missile missiles, china begins producing anti-missile-anti-missile missiles and anti-missile-anti-missile turret docks on the borders

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 06, 2015, 01:05:14 AM »

Roll to become a hearthperson.

Result: 93 (-21) = 72

You are now a Hearthperson

Pretty much useless status, but sure, why not?

Ask the citizens if they know of any local troubles.

Result: 55 (-21) = 34

Doesn't look like there are any sorts of settlements around
To your right is a cave
To the left is a forest
You are in between them, in an opening of flat grasslands

You may roll to go in either direction or somewhere / do something else
Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard
Hunger: 90

Adding hunger for lols, if hunger reaches 0, I will roll for health lost every turn

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Off Topic / Re: happy birthday to me

« on: May 05, 2015, 11:40:50 AM »

go to your mom and look at her crotch

tell her "i came out of that"

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Forum Games / Re: the above user's avatar is your newborn child

« on: May 05, 2015, 04:35:22 AM »

doesn't matter had love

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 05, 2015, 04:34:57 AM »

This and also roll to get a good debuff and remove the bad one.

well now you're in Dwarf fortress so the room is gone

Result: 5
For every dice rolled, -20 is added. Piss.

Health : 75
Debuffs: -21 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard

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Forum Games / Re: Steve's Text Adventure

« on: May 05, 2015, 01:46:43 AM »

Roll to become the god who controls the dice.

Result: 24
For every dice rolled, -1 is added. gg

That would never work. The RNG would obviously have the dice roll a 1.

The walls suddenly collapse?

Result: 54 (-1)=53
The walls kinda tremble a bit. You could probably push it over

I think the position of RNGesus is too good to pass up.

Anyway, rolling to have him thrust into the world of Dwarf Fortress.

Result: 96 (-1)= 95
You feel your limbs lifted into the air and then pushed away
There is a falling sensation for a second, and you land in a field of grass
Health : 75
Debuffs: -1 dice
Inventory : Generic Rifle, Rifle Rounds, Packet, Wallet, Flaming torch, Wooden Shard