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« on: March 28, 2012, 07:56:47 PM »
I had one. At first I got up out of bed, looked around my room and saw osama bin laden loving my xbox. I then realized I was dreaming and pulled out a tazer shaped like a paynus. I then shouted "Stop humping my life u crazy jew" then tazed his mouth. Osama then gurgled cum and fell to the floor in a grating motion. I then made my entire room the american flag did a heroic pose and played epic music out of my ass. I then went downstairs and greeted mom and she looked at me saying "facebook, just checking, my." Then she vanished I then hopped on the computer and searched for research and ever single girl's face was the woman of my dreams face. As well as me being the person humpin her. I then decided to go outside and fly. I grew some wings on my feet and took off. It was an amazing feel bro. I decided to land and saw Tali, I pulled off her mask and saw this alien which then said "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITION PYLONS!" I then fell into a hole on top of a spike lost control of the dream and though to myself "What will I do now? Find out next time on family guy!" Then I woke up in a sweat and the biggest boner ever.