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Off Topic / Re: Taxcut
« on: January 07, 2013, 03:09:12 PM »
George Washington 2016

this guys got the right idea.

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Off Topic / Re: Taxcut
« on: January 07, 2013, 03:01:27 PM »
i thought presidents could only go 2 terms?

woah be careful, don't hurt yourself with all of that thinking.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm a Youtube Partner
« on: January 07, 2013, 02:59:56 PM »
I haven't been making videos for very long.
You can't just murder my self-esteem like that D:

sure i can.

/stab

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They had it like a year ago, but they got rid of it. It's been a lot longer than a month and a half.

EDIT: also, you can bring it in and write "RETURN TO SENDER" in sharpie on the package if you're gonna be that paranoid. Just don't open it and wait a few days, but really there's next to no chance of getting caught. The police aren't going to conduct a sting operation on you for ordering some marijuana online.

no but if i order a kilo of bth then they'll be pretty peeved.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm a Youtube Partner
« on: January 07, 2013, 02:45:15 PM »
I don't think I get enough view to get cash.
Yet.

you'll never get enough views.

don't flatter yourself.

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On The Black Market Reloaded, you can, but on SR, no.



wtf i was on SR like a month and a half ago and there was a firearms tab.

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Off Topic / Re: Taxcut
« on: January 07, 2013, 02:36:12 PM »

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Guns and child slaves are not sold on Silk Road. Silk Road has moral and ethical standards.
The sellers are experts at shipping discreetly. If your order gets caught in customs and does not arrive, you almost always get a partial to full refund. SR has an escrow system where the seller does not receive your payment until you "Finalize" your order. Some sellers may require you to "Finalize Early" to prevent you from skipping out on their money, but after a few purchases usually they'll let you finalize when it arrives. This pretty much eliminates scamming. Also, on the topic of shipping, if it arrives and the police show up there's this thing called plausible deniability, essentially you say you didn't order it and they can't prove that you did.

you can totally buy guns on the silk road dude.




also, when the package comes, keep it on your doorstep for like 3 days. if the police come knocking, you can say that you got a package and you don't know who it was for so you left it out on your doorstep. If the police isn't there within a week, you're good to take it inside and do what you please.

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the silk road has awesome prices, yeah, but I'm not interested in having a kilo of black tar heroin delivered to me.


nor guns.


nor child slaves.

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Off Topic / Re: Taxcut
« on: January 07, 2013, 01:09:46 PM »
Obama 2016

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Off Topic / Re: I'm a Youtube Partner
« on: January 07, 2013, 01:08:33 PM »
sweet. see if you get free money.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: January 07, 2013, 01:07:50 PM »
What about Viking Swords?


(it's mine)

forget yeah.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: January 04, 2013, 07:23:44 PM »
Just from that picture, I can surmise that Tony is more attractive than VH.


LOL


LOL
LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL.

tony is loving gross dude.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: January 04, 2013, 02:15:36 PM »
its just the angle but yes i like to pick from one more than the other you are very observant
heres a last one ok goodnite
[img]http://i.imgur.com/q530s.png[/img
i can destroy civilizations with my nose

You look like a lemur in this picture. :o

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:49:48 PM »
She was clearly asking you to spread her sea legs.
To enter the poop deck.
To give her a private tear. I admit this one is a little stretched

In case you didn't catch on, I am saying she wanted you to pop her sea-cherry.



I'd fill her cbrown town with seamen.

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