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« on: March 31, 2012, 03:57:45 PM »
The blood is gushing out of my chest at a fast rate.
It was then that my parents had lied to me all my life, but now I knew. I am a woman.
My breasts pounced off of my chest like a nimble mountain goat.
I then wonder why I've always had a richard.
Am I a bi...no, I can't be...
I look around for clues of my loveuality. I see a princess poster, then I see research. I see male research, then I see feminine items. I am confused.
I have no idea where they came from either.
Perhaps when I raped my mother?
No, it couldn't be... but why has my richard always been able to bend into my vagina, even when I have a boner?
I go into the bathroom and get tons of Toilet paper and put it on my chest.
Chapter 2 - The Bathroom
I begin to tear every intestine from self and juggle in a 3/4 rhythmic pattern whilst I question myself, the sounds of pleasure resound throughout the room similar to Chopin.
I then realize that I'm a masochist.
I throw myself into the matrix in hope of finding a man.
The gash in my chest is hurting badly.
Perhaps I can find somebody who can repair my wounds in the matrix.
Chapter 3 - The Matrix
I have just entered the matrix.
I do not know how, but I did. There does not seem to be any signs of life among these skyscrapers and the streets below them.
I'll continue walking.
Suddenly I get an erection.
I quickly feel the need of research.
A women approaches in the Matrix.
"Sonny, is that a boner you have?"
I answer, red in my face, no.
She runs away, crying.
I run after her hoping i can get some information from her.
Before I could get 20 feet after her, ROBO COP appears!
You realize you have too pee all of a sudden.
Chapter 4 - The Flashback
Just as you are about to fight ROBO COP, the urge to pee comes on and you flashback into your youth, looking at all of the times you peed.
then your period kicked in
You suddenly realise that your whole life, you thought you were male.
Your green period proved this wrong.
Suddenly, you realized that period isn't green.
It is actually the ROBO COP firing acid on your crotch.
You throw a frag grenade at ROBO COP, in hopes of destroying him.
It is then, that you are whole.
You quickly flash back out of your dream, to the war that you are in.
Chapter 5- World War IV
I awake in a room, where Riddler is standing over me, masturbating.
I go into the bathroom and masturbate heavily.
I breath so hard that it scares me.
Then I silently kill Riddler with a pipe.
After waking up, I masturbated to Riddler's corpse so hard my snake was glowing red.
My snake then shrivels and falls off.
I am now a female.
Sitting there alone, i think of My Little Pony.
But then, something else overcomes my mind: Legos.
I go to the closet, careful to step over the loose snake on the floor, and pull out
my personal box of Legos.
I try to remember when I lent Riddler my Legos.
Chapter 1 - Time Travel
As I was pondering about my legos, I find an odd fluid coming from my newly found vagina. My first thought was water, so I drank it. Somehow, I travelled back in time.
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