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General Discussion / Re: "You know you're from Blockland when..."
« on: March 14, 2012, 12:29:38 AM »
hold on, i've got more:
you hold everything in only one hand explicitly. in case you need to physically move it, you either try to extend your arm an extra 3 feet or you move ONLY your wrist
when you try to sheath any form of weapon, you attach it to your back and promptly forget about it. for some reason, when you reach for it again, it has mysteriously migrated to the floor
you connect no negative connotations to convict's uniforms. they're just decals to you
you associate the term 'train' with 'weapon of mass destruction'
similarly, you assume trains are innately indestructible and there's some sort of pit somewhere that people throw the ones they don't want anymore in hopes of them never hurting anyone ever again
you hear shooting and immediately jump into the fray... waving your fist up and down
if someone is standing in the way, you repeatedly wave your arms
if they continue to stand in the way, you threaten to get them banned
if they CONTINUE to stand in the way, you find the nearest figure of authority and begin to mindlessly insult both parties
you assume that the biggest difference between a horse and a cow is how many bullets they can absorb
when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1
you hold everything in only one hand explicitly. in case you need to physically move it, you either try to extend your arm an extra 3 feet or you move ONLY your wrist
when you try to sheath any form of weapon, you attach it to your back and promptly forget about it. for some reason, when you reach for it again, it has mysteriously migrated to the floor
you connect no negative connotations to convict's uniforms. they're just decals to you
you associate the term 'train' with 'weapon of mass destruction'
similarly, you assume trains are innately indestructible and there's some sort of pit somewhere that people throw the ones they don't want anymore in hopes of them never hurting anyone ever again
you hear shooting and immediately jump into the fray... waving your fist up and down
if someone is standing in the way, you repeatedly wave your arms
if they continue to stand in the way, you threaten to get them banned
if they CONTINUE to stand in the way, you find the nearest figure of authority and begin to mindlessly insult both parties
you assume that the biggest difference between a horse and a cow is how many bullets they can absorb
when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1
