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Off Topic / Hulk + loveual Intercourse?
« on: October 20, 2008, 05:17:00 PM »
Well, on the bus, a friend and I were talking about the Hulk.(for reasons unknown)
There was another kid that butts in, and talks about love. So we combine the topics and come up with this question based off the new movie:

If the Hulk was having love with a girl, and his heart rate got to a certain point, to turn into the Hulk while "inside her", wouldn't his richard expand to unearthly sizes?

I can just imagine that ending up bad. Verrrry bad.

152
Off Topic / Halloween Costumes
« on: October 16, 2008, 05:45:23 PM »
Ohia guys. Halloween is afoot, and we must dress ourselves for it!

I know this is kinda early, but I'm already working on my costume.
I'm dressing up as Chell from Portal. I has the leg pieces already. <3

Anyways, what are you guys going to be on Halloween? Any awesome avatars you have planned to used on the forums?
Post some damn Halloween stuff! >:U

153
Off Topic / Is This Even a Good Deal?!
« on: October 15, 2008, 08:03:23 PM »
So, my mom wants to get 2 Blackberries. 1 for me, 1 for her.
But, if we do, we will not have any internet at home. None. Zero. Zipparoo. Salamy. Lolrus. Etc.

She says it will lower the bill and stuff, but having a computer without talking on MSN, being able to play games online, is bullstuff! I mean, I have friends that rely on me to be on MSN, and I don't want a Blackberry, because they can't run Gmod, or anything like that. I want good games! Can they even support Flash or Java?!
She says that the Blackberry will be able to access the internet anywhere, at anytime, but I want to be able to access the internet on my damn computer.

I told her if she was actually going to go though with this, that she at least got something better, but I don't know what to suggest. I was thinking the iPhone or something, but I know that's the same pot of crap as the Blackberry.

154
Games / Fantastic Contraption
« on: October 14, 2008, 06:03:08 PM »


Fantastic contraption is a game, were you build to get to a goal.
You have a small blue area, which is the only area you are allowed to build in. The pinkish object that may come in different shapes, has to get to the goal to pass a level.
You can build Clockwise Spinning Wheels, Counter-Clockwise Spinning Wheels, or Unpowered Wheels. You can also create 2 types of rods.
Water Rod: Does not collide with Clockwise, Counter-Clockwise, Unpowered Wheels, or other rods. It does collide with the environment, or terrain.
Wood Rod: Collides with everything, but it stronger than the Water Rod.




If you become a user, you can save your contraptions in levels, and give others links, so they can view your contraptions.

My Random Contraptions:

Ball Clearer.
Tank Without Barrel.
Mouse.
Tank Treads
Conveyor Belt Launcher.
Another Ball Clearer.
Spiked Wheels.

Level 1-9 Catapults.

Lvl 1
Lvl 2
Lvl 3
Lvl 4
Lvl 5
Lvl 6
Lvl 7
Lvl 8
Lvl 9
Lvl 10 Attempt.
Lvl 11
Lvl 12
Lvl 13
Lvl 14
Lvl 15
Lvl 16
Lvl 17
Lvl 18
Lvl 19
Lvl 20
Lvl 21
I am still trying level 10, and I am getting close... but it's hard.

Post your Contraptions! I'll add them to this post for people to view. Just add the name of the contraption, and the link.

Other User Contraptions:

VerticalHorizon

Stair Climber Plus.

dUMBELLS

Level 3.
Level 5.

Jungemann

Thrower.
Through instead of Over.
Unicycle.
Fast Catapult.

Want Competition?

Competition will be updated every once and a while.
The prize is the thought that you won something once in your life, and your proud, or disappointed in yourself for wasting time to make it. If I have anything to award, I will surely try. Depends on what I have, and the contest difficulty.

Contest 1:

Create the most interesting looking, or functioning contraption. It doesn't need to make it to the goal, and it can be any map.
Contest ends October 17, 2008.
Ex: Crawler, Tank, Plane, human, animal, etc.
Winner: VerticalHorizon's Contraption.

Contest 2:

Create a catapult that can fling farther than everyone else. Does not need to complete level.
Contest ends October 20, 2008.
No Winner.

Contest 3:

Create a contraption of any kind. BUT, do not attach anything to the pink object you have to get to the goal. Make a small box, with no top, that is the size of the object to carry it. Needs to be done on the "Up the Stairs" level. Such as this: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3645201
Contest ends October 31, 2008.

I also found a cool Sandbox Map: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3677276

155
Creativity / Short Stories
« on: October 13, 2008, 06:29:08 PM »
I attempted to make a really quick story, to see if I could make the reader want to know more, and heres what I got:
Quote
The little boy, named Tom, was sleeping silently in his mother's lap on the plane. The plane was a small 5 person plane, including the pilot. It was old, yet tough, with a chrome color, and 2 yellow stripes down the side. It wasn't much, but it meant everything to Tom. Tom loved planes so much for all of his life, his wish finally came true to ride in one. Once he awoke, he was in a overjoyed mood. He looked out the window, and looked at all the farm land below.
Their trip was to start in Australia, fly to Japan, and them make a straight trip through Russia, then to land in Paris, for the most wonderful vacation of their life time.
The trip had very little turbulence, and a lot of food was packed. Tom was so hyped for all of this happening. What were the odds of this ever happening to him?
Tom's family was very poor, and could never afford a trip like this. Even for his little age, he knew something wasn't right. He was just too excited to think about it. He walked around the plane, looking through the windows, and crawling around the floors. His mother was so happy that he was enjoying his time, and she was happy to finally have a wonderful vacation.
They flew on, over Russia for about an hour. It was about 2:10 in the morning, while Tom and his mother slept. Tom was a light sleeper, and awoke at the sound of extra engines. He got up, and looked out the window, but saw nothing. He ran around, and found a small flashlight, and pointed it out the window. When he turned it on, he almost screamed. There was a small plane, heading right toward them. He shook him mother, and she looked to see the horror. She ducked under the seat with Tom in her hands, while the giant impact of the plane struck the side of theirs. The huge explosion knocked off the tail end of the old chrome machine, and the side was torn. The plane started to spin, and dropped its nose to the ground below. The hole in the of the plane sucked out whatever it could, while Tom's mother reached under her seat for parachutes. The side slowly started to rip open more, and when she finally found it, she put it on Tom. The side blew open, and the plane spun. Tom flew out of the plane like a dust bunny in a vent. His mother was ripped from her seat, and flew out the plane's side. Tom was spinning, and falling wildly while his mother falling above him. She reached for Tom, all that she could...

But did she make it?

Post your short storied. They don't have to be like mine. Any short stories you have will work, besides researcho stories.

156
Off Topic / Little Hot?
« on: October 13, 2008, 08:53:27 AM »
So, I was drinking really hot Apple Cider with spices a couple seconds ago, and I looked in my cup while I was drinking. There were a bunch of bubbles at the bottom, and it looked like it said, "Little Hot?". I think I'm going crazy... again.

157
Off Topic / Very Unusual
« on: October 12, 2008, 04:42:28 AM »
So, last year I got a phone for only ONE use.
That use was, if my mum was ever to come and pick me up from school.
I have no one but my family in the contacts list, and I never get any calls.

So a couple days ago at school, I check my phone at the end of the day. It said I had a missed call. I didn't think much of it until about 2 minutes ago. It said I had another missed call, only the digits in the one's column were 2 digits away from the first.
Should I be worried?

158
Off Topic / Computer Exploded
« on: October 10, 2008, 01:56:14 PM »
For anyone who cares, or was wondering why I've been gone for a while, is because my computer exploded. I guess it doesn't like apple cider.

Anyways, bringing it in today, and going to try to fix it.
By the way, I'm on my friend's computer.

159
Off Topic / I Need a Flash Trail
« on: October 07, 2008, 12:57:04 PM »
Can anyone give me a direct link to a Macromedia Flash Trail? I need to create something for a friend, but I don't want to make an account just to try it. Especially with all the information I have to give out.
If this is considered piracy, please just simply inform me.

160
Off Topic / E-Rape
« on: October 05, 2008, 02:44:40 PM »
Quote
žêřâţĥ says:
/we gunna rape Junnior?
NoZoner says:
Junior?
žêřâţĥ says:
From BL
NoZoner says:
I see
žêřâţĥ says:
Wooly Freeman.
žêřâţĥ says:
WE gunna?
NoZoner says:
Maybe.
žêřâţĥ says:
K, I ask him
 
  Wooly Freeman - iHam has been added to the conversation.
 
NoZoner says:
hi
žêřâţĥ says:
ohi
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Yes?
žêřâţĥ says:
GET YOUR PLASTIC BAGS OUT
žêřâţĥ says:
And get ready to penitrate.
NoZoner says:
I have to buy a glad garbage bag 
žêřâţĥ says:
PENItaIt
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
žêřâţĥ says:
you can borrow mine! 
NoZoner says:
The largest size?
žêřâţĥ says:
-gives bag-
NoZoner says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
OHHH YEAH
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:

žêřâţĥ says:
Get on all fours.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
NUUU
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
RAEP
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
SANDWHISH THEM
žêřâţĥ says:
We can does sandwhich?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALP
NoZoner says:
With mayonaise.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
RAEP
žêřâţĥ says:
And liquidy mustard?
NoZoner says:
Nah
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
No mess cap?
NoZoner says:
That stuffs smell wierd
žêřâţĥ says:
How bout' some ejaculative fluids.
NoZoner says:
Yes.
žêřâţĥ says:
=
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HEEEEEEELP
žêřâţĥ says:
 
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
žêřâţĥ says:
-burns pant-
žêřâţĥ says:
I AM HOT
žêřâţĥ says:
;D
NoZoner says:
-Burns shirt-
NoZoner says:
I AM KLIENER
žêřâţĥ says:
-puts garbage bag on-
žêřâţĥ says:
>:3
NoZoner says:
...Kleiner*
žêřâţĥ says:
So...
žêřâţĥ says:
-fap fap fap-
žêřâţĥ says:
I give you buttsecks babies
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELLLP
žêřâţĥ says:
They'll be kittens. D:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
I'M CALLING FOR HELP!!!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:!
žêřâţĥ says:
But they'll be azzy kittens.
žêřâţĥ says:
They'll be cute. D:
NoZoner says:
How the forget do you do that when you've already been raped?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Wut?
žêřâţĥ says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
Ok, tiem to count breathes!
žêřâţĥ says:
-buttsecks-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
AHGHHHH
žêřâţĥ says:
Saucy.
 
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Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELLLLLP
frodo091 says:
oh no
žêřâţĥ says:
Hey NoZoner, double team?
frodo091 says:
not this
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
AHHHGH
NoZoner says:
Huh
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
žêřâţĥ says:
 
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELLLLLLP
NoZoner says:
frodo appears to be absent o:
žêřâţĥ says:
You'll give birth to a healthy litter of kittens. :3
frodo091 says:
i'm not absent
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELP GOOD GOD FRODO SAVE MY ASS!!!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
AUGH
frodo091 says:
stretch it out it'll help you later in life
frodo091 says:
bye
 
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žêřâţĥ says:
o:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
NUUUUU
žêřâţĥ says:
Muahahaha..
NoZoner says:
Lol'd
žêřâţĥ says:
-sauciness-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
I HAS MOAR HALP!
žêřâţĥ says:
Emkay.
žêřâţĥ says:
Not Zor pls.
 
  XesX ||ABN|| has been added to the conversation.
 
žêřâţĥ says:
....o:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALLLLLP
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
SAVE MY ASS SQUARE!!!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
XesX ||ABN|| says:
What
XesX ||ABN|| says:
The
XesX ||ABN|| says:
forget?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE!! D:
žêřâţĥ says:
I is buttsecksing him.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALP!!
žêřâţĥ says:
E-buttsecks.,
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
SAVE MY ASS
NoZoner says:
He's being double teamed. >_>
žêřâţĥ says:
Wanna halp?
XesX ||ABN|| says:
What the hell do you expect me to do?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALP
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
NoZoner says:
Either help him or join us.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-
RAEP
žêřâţĥ says:
You can e-raoe him too. 
žêřâţĥ says:
rape*
XesX ||ABN|| says:
-.-'
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Don't make me invite my sister to this convo.
žêřâţĥ says:
o:
žêřâţĥ says:
Osht, I ish scared.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
ERAEP
NoZoner says:
...His sister?
žêřâţĥ says:
No moar sandwhich.
žêřâţĥ says:
Just.... just.... just a sub sandwhich.
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Woopdee forgetin' doo! Let's just invite everyone Junior!
žêřâţĥ says:
-eats sub-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Lolol
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Lolk\
žêřâţĥ says:
OK I READY AGAIN
žêřâţĥ says:
-buttsecks-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
?I'll be blocked
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:

Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
 
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Square isn't helping to savce meh D:
žêřâţĥ says:
Osht, I be musterding.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Save*
žêřâţĥ says:
MUSTERDSA
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HAL{
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALP
XesX ||ABN|| says:
I'm not doing anything.
 
  Masterlegodude has been added to the conversation.
 
žêřâţĥ says:
This convorsation is epic.
 
  Dr. Hippo Lulzworthy has been added to the conversation.
 
  Дante has been added to the conversation.
 
žêřâţĥ says:
I am so posting this.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HALP
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
SAVE MY ASS
Dr. Hippo Lulzworthy says:
What the stuff is this
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE!!!
XesX ||ABN|| says:
I dunno.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
žêřâţĥ says:
I is buttsecksing Junipr.
XesX ||ABN|| says:
But it's loving handicapped.
 
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Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELP
žêřâţĥ says:
Junior*
Masterlegodude says:
I'm gonna put Warren as a smiley, brb
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
I am so posting this..
NoZoner says:
o_o
NoZoner says:
l
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
E-RAPE!
žêřâţĥ says:
Ok everybody, you can go home now.
NoZoner says:
k
XesX ||ABN|| says:
I suddenly don't want to know you guys. Except Dante.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
 
XesX ||ABN|| says:
But everybody else
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Bah!
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Get a life man.
žêřâţĥ says:
I don't even know you.. I think.
žêřâţĥ says:
o:
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Oh well
XesX ||ABN|| says:
:/
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
HELP MY E-ASS!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
žêřâţĥ says:
SHUT UP, BITCH
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Your E-Ass gets E-forgeted
žêřâţĥ says:
/bitsh-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
D:
Masterlegodude says:

Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
OWAIT
Masterlegodude says:
yay
XesX ||ABN|| says:
Because you E-nvited me.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
 
žêřâţĥ says:
Ok, go hoem.
žêřâţĥ says:
I go post.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
I KNOW HOW TO GET OUTTA ERAPE
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
CANDLEJACK!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Haha I'm so ou-
 
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XesX ||ABN|| says:
-_-'
Masterlegodude says:
Candeljack? who is h
žêřâţĥ says:
OSHT, CANDELJAKC IS BA
 
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NoZoner says:
That's why I refrain from saying it.
Masterlegodude says:
Candlejack will get y
žêřâţĥ says:
I think I want to e-rape candlejack..... right n
 
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Quote
žêřâţĥ says:
I just lost the game.
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
ahahahaa
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Also
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
I will rape you back one of these days.
žêřâţĥ says:
;D
žêřâţĥ says:
I'll be ready
žêřâţĥ says:
-poring acid on my ass-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Nu
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
I'll rape your face.
žêřâţĥ says:
O:
žêřâţĥ says:
OSHT
žêřâţĥ says:
NO ORAL love PLS
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
-wink emote-
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Face rape.
žêřâţĥ says:
I AM EATING PIZZA. >:U
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
NO
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
U CUNT EET MAI PISSA
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
lolcunt
žêřâţĥ says:
You eat your own pizza.
žêřâţĥ says:
Loolcigarette
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
LOOLcigarette?!?!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?!
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Hey
žêřâţĥ says:
..?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
Wanna rape someone else?
Wooly Freeman - iHam says:
XD
žêřâţĥ says:
o:
žêřâţĥ says:
RAPIST


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Off Topic / I Just Humped a Sink
« on: October 02, 2008, 06:06:32 PM »
So, I was in the bathroom, washing my hands. Our sink is really down low, and it is aligned with my balls. We had our kittens walking around the house for a little, and I didn't know that our black kitten, Einstein, got into the bathroom. My kittens really like to climb up your leg, so he tried to climb up my leg, while I have no socks on. He claws my leg, and that made me jolt forward at the sink.... and ow.

Kids, remember not to try this on your own! Bring a friend!

162
Creativity / Lego Mech
« on: September 30, 2008, 05:25:59 PM »

Link.

If you have enough money, You Can Buy It. Or buy it for me. :D

163
Off Topic / stuff, Virus
« on: September 27, 2008, 02:46:21 PM »
I didn't know how, but I just got a very annoying virus. Every 3 minutes, the browser will open a new tab, or page with ads, and research. What2Do.

164
Games / Sub-Terrania
« on: September 19, 2008, 09:39:47 PM »
Ahh... the old Sega Genesis times. This game is about flying a ship around, with a gravity that won't go away. As I remember, it was the hardest thing ever. I've only got to level 4.
Video Game Vault just reviewed it: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40130.html
As a little kid, I was stuffting my pants fighting against that giant head thing. They were probably the funnest games I ever played. Yes, better then Blockland, Gmod, or anything else I have ever played. This game is a very special game to me, because I would play it all the time, and it had a certain feeling to it that I do not have anymore.
Another example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnQIknTqvqc

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Off Topic / Lost: The Game
« on: September 18, 2008, 05:24:31 PM »

What does this remind you of? D:

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