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« on: December 02, 2009, 09:59:10 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OM NOM NOM.
You: EAT MAH SANVICH.
Stranger: OKAY.
Stranger: OM NOM MOM
Stranger: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
You: WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAH SANVICH?
You: WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU BITCH?!
You: DON'T LIKE MY SANVICHES?
Stranger: No. I just found a pubic hair in it.
Stranger: But it's all good.
You: Oh, sorry about that.
Stranger: xD
You: I guess I kinda... forgeted the sanvich before thinking about eating it...
You: Well, I thought it would be nice to share, and I kinda ruined the moment.
You: ...damn.
Stranger: It's all good.
You: So... you want a Slushie to wash that taste out of your mouth?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: OM NOM NOM.
You: Oh, you know what, bad idea..
Stranger: D:
You: The hole in the top is the perfect size...
Stranger: mhm. I understand. It's all good.
You: You know what, I'll just bring you to McDonald's or something and I'll buy you a drink.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
You: Oh... stuff.
You: I work here..
You: And I like that machine..
You: I tried to prank someone...
Stranger: It's okay.
You: No, it's not. You're going to die is 7 minutes.
Stranger: YAYY
You: So, you want to go out on a fancy vacation before you die?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: Owait.
Stranger: forget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.