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Off Topic / I broke it V2
« on: March 31, 2013, 08:11:24 PM »







Sidenote:
>"Daddeh, Yuw Favouwite Ting wan' huggies" she coos while stretching her forehooves up at you
>Never one to deny your little treasure, you pick her up and hold her close
>"Daddeh, fwuffy can' bweaf" she wheezes out as your grip tightens
>"GRIP OF THE PYTHON!" you shout as you squeeze all the air out of her lungs
>A stream of stuff sprays out of her ass and stains your pristine white padding
>Your fluffy can barely scream as your jaw unhinges and your mouth stretches around her
>You can feel her fluff tickle your throat as you swallow her whole
>In less than a minute, the deed is done
>You can feel her inside you, your stomach lining giving her a neverending, all-encompassing hug
>She must be so happy
>You make sure to swallow some of her favourite toys so she doesn't get bored
>You tried eating the litterbox too, but the sand made you gag
>It's too bad, your fluffy might get upset if she makes bad poopies inside you
>You sit down at your dinner table and begin wolfing down some spaghetti
>You make sure to chew it thoroughly so that Your Favourite Thing doesn't choke
>It's all worth it
>You love your fluffy so much

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Before you laugh I don't know stuff about the fandom that well and am very judgmental about it, geez I should do my research more.
You like his music, why does it require research into the fandom? Just listen to what you like.

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Off Topic / Re: SHREK IS ON TV!
« on: March 31, 2013, 03:25:03 PM »
I said that I wasn't going to do it today. Then, you bring up examples from yesterday. READ HARDER
No you didn't
That's an outright lie.

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Off Topic / Re: SHREK IS ON TV!
« on: March 31, 2013, 03:06:11 PM »
That was from yesterday. So,
It was yesterday it didn't happen guys I swear

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Off Topic / Re: SHREK IS ON TV!
« on: March 31, 2013, 03:03:43 PM »
I wasn't planning on stuffting on his fandom.

He just needs to put this in his megathread.



Oh, I'M SO SORRY, MY LORD!

Seriously, Tony, you didn't expect this? You are acting like a baby! Need I remind you, you were messing and teasing the bronies. You kinda... deserve this. HA!

Get out farquaad
try harder next time

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Off Topic / Re: SHREK IS ON TV!
« on: March 31, 2013, 02:59:07 PM »
Keep this in your megathread.

I feel like a dumb ass telling the megathread owner to post things in his own megathread.
"Go to the megathread so I can stuff on your fandom there!!!"
seriously there's no pleasing you.

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It would be awesome if they changed it to passover

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Off Topic / Re: Innawoods Customizer
« on: March 31, 2013, 12:03:27 PM »
BB rifles would actually be really good for hunting birds and squirrels.
But seriously I would recommend getting a ruger 10/22 and a few rotary magazines
22. is lethal up to around 450 yards and is inexpensive, you could carry 1,000 rounds on you for 20 dollars.

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Notice whats in those circles?
Yeah
The most populated city in the world and a US ally with US bases and US soldiers.

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tf2 megathread is fun
There is a megathread for a lot of things.
There is no need to post in the megathread.

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Off Topic / Re: Innawoods Customizer
« on: March 30, 2013, 05:15:13 PM »

Realistically. The sphere helmet is a bike helmet, and the gun, I might be able to get.
Always choose a rifle over a pistol

Everything in this image I own the counterpart of in real life.
I didn't see 30/30 ammunition in the ammo selection, so I used loose rifle bullets.

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Off Topic / Re: Shrek The Megathread.
« on: March 30, 2013, 12:30:47 PM »
Like a parfait right? Parfaits are delicious. I never heard of anyone who didn't like a parfait.
Shek parfait

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Off Topic / Re: Bad/weird stuff you see on deviantArt - Megathread
« on: March 30, 2013, 11:07:28 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: My dad's gf brought her kids round
« on: March 30, 2013, 09:34:44 AM »
Go ask them if they want to play outside, and play baseball or something with them.

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