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Messages - Jaxx

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Off Topic / Re: In real war...
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:56:12 PM »
In real war, a called in airstrike takes 5 minutes, not 5 seconds.

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Off Topic / Re: CHINESE PEOPLE GIVE BIRTH WHILE WALKING
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:45:36 PM »
no, no, no, this is out of date.

if the Chinese population walked past you in SIX lines, they would never stop because of reproduction.

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Off Topic / Re: In real war...
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:13:42 PM »
In real war, you can't repair every vehicle ever made by hitting it with an acetylene torch.

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Off Topic / Re: In real war...
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:12:03 PM »

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Off Topic / In real war...
« on: February 23, 2012, 08:06:41 PM »
In real war, perks are a pension, bonus, and six month leave.

In real war, everyone's accuracy rating is .0001%.

In real war, the skull and crossbones over dead teammates are only in your mind, but they stay there forever.

Carry the torch!

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Games / Re: Call of Duty: MW3 megathread -Iron Wolf confirmed Fake p.122-
« on: February 23, 2012, 01:22:20 PM »
Goddamn it Treyarch, fix your game.
(i mean mw3 on wii)
i am dumb head

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I'd have left years ago, but seeing how this community seems to grow and evolve on its own, picking out the parasites, trying to continually better itself, I don't think I could leave that. *fake tear* :')

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble Slam
« on: February 23, 2012, 01:04:57 PM »
Boll

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: February 22, 2012, 11:10:13 PM »

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you mean being able to shoot someone with your hand is irrational?

hm
should I see a specialist
i high five you for seeing the errors of your ways.
and yeah, probably.

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I shoot you with it
you picked literally the one thread where you can't do anything irrational or stupid.
why. why do you do this.

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Saved third one ;)

"oh no! i have boobies! surprise!"

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I now use my hand to pat my cat.

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