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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:48:53 PM »

2001: Bernd-Jürgen Brandes, from Germany, was voluntarily stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by Armin Meiwes  (who was later called the Cannibal of Rotenburg). Brandes had answered an internet advertisement by Meiwes looking for someone for this purpose. Brandes explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten.
MAN, imagine how THAT craiglist ad played out.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Creation kit is out! official High res textures!

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:44:38 PM »

This sucks! I had to uninstall Skyrim because I downloaded 3 mods last night and when I put the files in the folder I guess I did it wrong or something because when I play the game it loads up to the main menu but when you see the dragon emblem the game crashes! forget me.

Use the Skyrim Nexus Mod Manger, honestly, helps you entirely avoid problems like this.

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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:43:52 PM »

Wouldn't somebody notice a rope coming from his car?

This is the U.K. we're talking about, not exactly the paradigm of driver safety/concern/damn-givings.

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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:41:16 PM »

2008: Gerald Mellin, a U.K. businessman, committed Self Delete by tying one end of a rope around his neck and the other to a tree. He then got into his Aston Martin DB7 and drove down a main road in Swansea until the rope decapitated him.

jesus christ just get a sharp kitchen knife and make do or something.

hell no, that just reeks of pizzazz and decaying grey matter.

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Off Topic / Re: I will no longer be taking physical therapy. (Gladly)

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:40:28 PM »

Hey, mind actually telling us what you're there for in the first place? Some of us don't check every Off-Topic thread. >:I

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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:39:44 PM »

inb41000waystodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEOggX3WhCc

warning: pretty graphic, but it's fake so its ok

nope

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Off Topic / Re: so guys i have $500 what do

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:39:03 PM »

Entire NERF armament. Do it.

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Off Topic / Re: lol I'm having a minor operation right now

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:38:30 PM »

I had both big toenails taken out within two months of each other. Man up and get crackingyour nails.

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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:36:25 PM »

2008: Abigail Taylor, a 6-year-old from Edina, Minnesota, died nine months after several of her internal organs were partially sucked out of her lower body while she sat on an excessively powerful swimming pool drain. Surgeons had replaced her intestines and pancreas with donor organs, but she later succumbed to a rare transplant-related cancer.[190]

Bloody hell that reminds my of that scary story thread like a year ago that one story where...naw I think I'd rather not remember

or final destination 5
because that's what it was in.

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Off Topic / Re: My science teacher two vertebra in her spine.

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:27:49 PM »

you accidentally the topic

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Off Topic / Re: Unusual deaths: Man killed by flying fire hydrant

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:25:53 PM »

A 25-year-old woman from Ottawa, Ontario and Steven Leon, 40, of Gatineau, Quebec, died after an airborne American black bear smashed through the windshield of their SUV near Luskville, Quebec. The bear had been hit by another vehicle, launching it into the oncoming lane where it landed on the SUV.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Creation kit is out! official High res textures!

« on: February 07, 2012, 07:16:20 PM »

I know, I know, it's a terrible build, and I can barely play on everything low, but if you could pick one thing to upgrade out of all of this, what would it be?

Specs:
NVidia GeForce 8600 GT w/ 256 MB memory      <graphics
Intel Core 2 Duo Processor @ 3 GHz x2         <processor
4 gb RAM          <ram derp
Windows XP          <os
250 GB Free       <hdd space

Whaddaya think?

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Drama / Re: Aeris is back for round 3.

« on: February 07, 2012, 06:49:45 PM »

General Nick is Nickelob Ultra.

wait, i thought he was nickthesushi?
oh hell, my apologies nick.

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Forum Games / Re: red.grey.metal.rock - You're loving heartless. (Get played as at some point!)

« on: February 07, 2012, 06:06:18 PM »

examine the eewwwww what the forget is that

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble Slam

« on: February 07, 2012, 06:04:47 PM »

Hams