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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:25:33 PM »

I CAN WHINNY THE FOAL. I don't want to STIRRUP any trouble, nor do I want to MUSTER it. I don't want to be an attention whorse, but my life's MANE FOAL is to win this, so please, don't let anyone HOOF isn't me WHINNY this.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:22:27 PM »

I've made the most foalish puns. This I'm sure of. You're all ASSes.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:21:04 PM »

i'll go all pony on your ass

(kony)

Shut the buck up

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:20:13 PM »

Cool Boi, you better quit stallion and trot on up on the polls, you're doing horseibly

I need to HARNESS the power of voters. Please help.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:18:51 PM »

I could give you a nightMARE with my fresh puns.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:17:52 PM »

I'd say that you all have a lack-muster performance.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:16:52 PM »

Whoever didn't vote for me: You're a numnah! (Numnut)
Numnah: A saddle pad used beneath the saddle to protect the horse's back

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns - PUN WAR OF THE CENTAUR-Y

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:15:23 PM »

Your puns are all crop comapared to mine, you must be mared! (scared)

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:13:50 PM »

You all must be REARing (Fearing) that I'll win

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:03:08 PM »

You just can't match my swag-on.
Add a foal (Poll) of who has the freshest puns.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:01:55 PM »

That's terrible. Shame on you.

Try to get an emotion of Cheer-iot.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 06:00:34 PM »

I'm sure you know what I mean.

You...are...a...bloody...disgrace.

Don't try to muster up trouble.
Muster: The assembling/roundup of livestock.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 05:57:20 PM »

Come on guys, stop beating the dead horse

You're being such an eq-whiner

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 05:54:47 PM »

You'll never be loved, so you'll never get to see the day of becoming Bridle and Groom.

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Off Topic / Re: I need more horse puns.

« on: April 19, 2013, 05:47:07 PM »

If you keep it up with this stupid stuff, then you can't expect to hold a stable relationship.