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« on: June 07, 2012, 10:47:04 PM »
Once, in 1994, there was a small, and supple town called onett, it was all peaceful, and quiet, were no one was awake, it was all but alive, UNTIL, A MIGHTY METEOR FROM THE HEAVENS APPEARED, AND HAD CRASHED ON TOP OF MOUNTAIN!
then, a boy called ness, or, who cares if that his real name, how about we call him handicap, k?, naw, ness is OWIGINAL, anyway, ness had AWOKEN FROM HIS SLEEP OF 5 hours, and setted out to see what made the noise, and, proceeded to go to the mountain tops, and as he went, he heard some unusual noises, from his town it must be sharks, but he then FINALLY reached the top, were, his fatass neighbor, pokey, told him he's a pusillanimous individual, and so, then ness went BACK to his forgetin house, were his mom was waiting for him, and went back to sleep, BUT THE, SOME ONE WAS KNOCKING AT HIS HOUSE'S DOOR!, IT WAS POKEY, AND HE TOLD NESS THAT HIS LIL BRO WAS LOST!(and he harassed ness's milf, er, i mean mom) and so, ness went to change, in probably the best outfit EVAR, went to get his crack bat, and took his doge with him, and- for some reason, THE TELEPHONE RANG! ness answered, it was his dad, and apparently, he saved by....telling his dad his progress, and THEN he went out, BUT OMGBBQSAUCE! A forgetIN DAWG ATTACKED! and so, ness SMASHED his crack bat on the dawgs SKULL, king, ness's doge, BIT HIM WITH ALL HIS STREGHNTH, AND POKEY, used ness as a cookie.(whoa, run on)
they one OF THE MANY FIGHTS THEY HAD, eatin the COOKIES OF ANGELS, and BREAD ROLLS OF LIFE! and soon, they reached the mountain top, were THEY FOUND POKEYS BRO! PICKY! so as they went, THE F*CKIN METEOR SHOT A BEAM! and SO FORTH CAME OUT BUZZ BUZZ! a beetle from the future, who told ness that he, and 3 other kids, have to stop GIYGAS, the evil alien from the FUTURE, and told him to GO and find those kids, and stop GIYGAS, but first, ness took pokey and picky down the mountain, AND OMG SON OF A BITCH, A ROBOT ATTACKED! buzz buzz casted a psi spell that place magical harden corn syrup around ness, pokey and picky, WHILE NESS, our hero, CRACKED HIS BAT ON the robot, and KO'D him, and so, they went to pokeys house, were his dad spanked picky and pokey good, and ness, and buzz buzz, as they went outside, buzz buzz was tired of flying, and decided to rest on mrs.minch's head, BUT, MRS.MINCH SMASHED HER HAND ON HIM! buzz buzz, losing it, told ness his final word, telling ness to look for 7 sanitaries, and gave him a ipod, er, "sound stone", and so, ness, going outside, felt a new feel, a one telling there is a new adventure.................
ok, im tired, i'll write part 2 later
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