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Off Topic / Re: virgin thread (virgins only)
« on: June 14, 2020, 07:53:13 PM »
Unironically try Facebook Dating, superior to Tinder in every way and you can find people genuinely interested in dating pretty easily
once corona is old news there's going to a surplus of unplanned pregnancies, the curve is going to hit abortion clinics the hardest lmao

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Off Topic / Re: “Did You Know?” Megathread
« on: June 14, 2020, 07:50:36 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: femboy megathread
« on: June 13, 2020, 11:40:31 AM »
there's only one hooters i'd go to

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Off Topic / Re: Mastodon | an Email system, but for Social Media
« on: June 09, 2020, 04:28:18 PM »
"hey guys heres a stuffty left wing alternative to the most handicapped website ever designed by man"

Nah, I'm good handicap.
hi good handicap

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Off Topic / Re: How many miles does your current vehicle have?
« on: June 08, 2020, 11:35:03 AM »
93k

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Off Topic / Re: howz 2020 so far
« on: June 06, 2020, 08:08:10 PM »
I'm going to be an alcoholic thanks to this year...

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Annoying Orange speaks a language only the most spiritually aware could understand, for the average NORMIE, it sounds strange and induces feelings of anger and anxiety, but the enlighten can feel what he's trying to communicate.

or he's just a boomer who doesn't understand how people communicate now, idk

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Off Topic / Re: george floyd
« on: June 01, 2020, 12:11:24 AM »
they came for the pride parade, move along

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Off Topic / Re: pride decade 202x thread
« on: May 31, 2020, 10:41:37 PM »
me getting ready to exterminate terfs and bigots on pride month

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Off Topic / Re: george floyd
« on: May 31, 2020, 07:44:14 PM »
you can't have stuff in the city

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Off Topic / Re: george floyd
« on: May 30, 2020, 06:46:54 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: george floyd
« on: May 30, 2020, 05:40:26 PM »
manlets have been deployed

I repeat, THE MANLETS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED

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Off Topic / Re: pride year 2020 thread
« on: May 30, 2020, 12:01:02 PM »

the roman people have spoken

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Off Topic / Re: george floyd
« on: May 30, 2020, 11:57:36 AM »
"Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department
Prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube
And Eazy motherforgetin' E"
"Order, order, order
Ice Cube, take the motherforgetin' stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothin' but the truth so help your black ass?"
"You god damn right!"
"Well, won't you tell everybody what the forget you gotta say?"
forget the police comin' straight from the underground
A young brother got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
forget that stuff, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherforgeter with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
forgetin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every brother is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still gettin' swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they cigarettes or what
Search a brother down, and grabbin' his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin' out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherforgeter in a blue uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me!
Huh, a young brother on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin' in L.A.
Yo Dre, I got somethin' to say
forget the police
forget the police
forget the police
forget the Police
"Example of scene one"
"Pull your god damn ass over right now"
"Aww stuff, now what the forget you pullin' me over for?"
"'Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the forget up"
"Man, forget this stuff"
"Aight, smart ass, I'm takin' your black ass to jail!"
"MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this forgeted up incident?"
forget the police and Ren said it with authority
Because the brothers on the street is a majority
A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin'
And the motherforgetin' weapon is kept in
A stash box, for the so-called law
Wishin' Ren was a brother that they never saw
Lights start flashin' behind me
But they're scared of a brother so they mace me to blind me
But that stuff don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives 'em a hint, not to step in my path
For police, I'm sayin, "forget you, punk!"
Readin' my rights and stuff, it's all junk
Pullin' out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it, punk, and I'ma forget you up!
Make you think I'ma kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as forget when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke 'em now and not next time
Smoke any motherforgeter that sweats me
Or any starfish that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The motherforgetin' villain that's mad
With potential to get bad as forget
So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Yeah, somethin' like that
But it all depends on the size of the gat
Takin' out a police would make my day
But a brother like Ren don't give a forget to say
forget the police
forget the police
forget the police
forget the Police
"Yeah man, what you need?"
"Police, open now"
"Aww stuff"
"We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em"
"What the forget did I do, man, what did I do?"
"Just shut the forget up
And get your motherforgetin' ass on the floor"
"But I didn't do stuff"
"Man, just shut the forget up!"
"Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullstuff?"
I'm tired of the motherforgetin' jackin'
Sweatin' my gang, while I'm chillin' in the shack, and
Shinin' the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast
On a stupid-assed brother when I'm playin' with the trigger
Of an Uzi or an AK
'Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waitin' to get shot
By me or another brother
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(Size ain't stuff, he's from the old school, fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin' in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb motherforgeter with a gun
And if I'm rollin' off the 8, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin' off laughin', this is what I'll say
forget the police
forget the police
forget the police
forget the Police
"The verdict
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
White bread, chicken stuff motherforgeter"
"But wait, that's a lie!
That's a god damn lie!"
"Get him out of here!"
"I want justice!"
"Get him the forget out my face!"
"I want justice!"
"Out, right now!"
"forget you, you black motherforgeters!"
forget the police
forget the police
forget the police

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Off Topic / Re: university: commute or residency
« on: May 27, 2020, 12:35:54 PM »
I'm lucky and live nearby my college, so I can just bike or rollerskate to get my exercise and still get there pretty early, but from the sounds of it, i'd just stick with getting a dorm in your case.

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