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Off Topic / Re: What would you do in a nuclear apocalypse?
« on: July 04, 2013, 12:43:02 AM »
eat most of you.

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I think Ceist found some copypasta or something
nope. i made this up in about five minutes of typing. i also made brown town activity 2 if you remember that, and contributed to brown town activity 1

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Games / Re: games that weren't worth the money
« on: July 03, 2013, 06:21:25 AM »
it's really not that fun.

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Games / Re: games that weren't worth the money
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:58:40 AM »
gears of war in general.
call of duty in general.
garrys mod.

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Off Topic / Re: back from the hospital
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:52:44 AM »
here we go



uh


here we went?
and heres to more to come.

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Off Topic / Re: back from the hospital
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:46:26 AM »
There is nothing that can ever be so strong enough to make you commit Self Delete.
except for the person who is physically forcing you to Self Delete.

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Off Topic / Re: Talk about life like it's a game.
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:35:23 AM »
there's a really neat process where you can make level 1 humans, they can even gain more levels. unfortunately eating them doesn't grant you more levels. however it raises your power level momentarily.

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so i was walkin' down the street with my fur suit, and some guy called me a friend. i pulled out my claws and tore out his jugular; started to run down a few alleys, doin' some pretty loving awesome free-running to escape the scene. (too bad you friends weren't there, you would've been shocked at my amazing skills.)

i jumped over a fence, saw a pitbull, it was asleep, I decided to take this moment and find my fur-snake somewhere deep in my suit. i threw the dogs water on it, and forgeted him in the ass, my 16 inch snake literally killed the dog on the first entry. some cops kicked open the fence gate and i threw the dead dog at them. bucket-loads of semen were flying out of the dogs star fish. they got so confused they checked the dog. twice. forget yeah. i climbed into the dogs owners house and saw his kid sleeping on the couch. i wondered to myself, how could these disgusting humans even exist, my species is superb. dumb humans. i kidnapped the kid, he was screaming under my arm. i stole his dads old '97 GMC Suburban and drove away as quickly as possible, and managed to evade the cops. the kid lied unconscious in the back of the truck. we eventually got to city limits, in an abandoned waste management plant. i took the kid out, waited until he woke up, then questioned him about the human plans to eradicate my species, torturing him via drowning him in the feces that hasn't been cleaned up in the waste management plant. i got so frustrated i repeatedly pounding his glory hole at the same time. feces was everywhere, but oh man it was worth it. he was crying, covered in stuff of hundreds of other people, his own, and my semen.

i went home, jumped on the cough, soaking it in feces and semen, and turned on the tele. CNN, Fox News, CBS News, all those late night shows were loving lit up with this story. and it only took me six hours.

i am a god. fear me MORTALS.

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Off Topic / Re: back from the hospital
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:24:08 AM »
dear OP, when you Self Delete, a better topic would be "how do i kill myself properly"

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Off Topic / Re: Talk about life like it's a game.
« on: July 03, 2013, 05:20:10 AM »
i'm a level 15 human. still pretty new, but not that new. did you know there's games inside games in this game? it's like gameception!

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impeach the leader! mutiny! Mutiny!

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Games / Re: Battlefield Megathread
« on: July 03, 2013, 12:27:39 AM »
pls play rush with me
didn'y eve nsee your PM bro. srry.

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Off Topic / Re: cant go 3 loving days without breaking a cd
« on: July 02, 2013, 05:33:51 PM »
i use a spindle because some how all my cases manage to break, and
I still have decade old PS1 games working, and only one game still has its case. (Tomb Raider)

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Noclip
« on: July 02, 2013, 06:36:36 AM »
you could just teleport your player like a million miles away and drop camera at player would be altered to drop to the position you were originally at
that could work but doesn't it reset if you were to kill yourself?
but i need it so a large amount of movement can be acquired.

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Off Topic / Re: Get in the car V2
« on: July 02, 2013, 05:56:49 AM »
ew ugly.
more like this


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