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Off Topic / Bruno's Uptown Rectal Cleansing Sing-along PSA
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:11:45 PM »

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Off Topic / say the first word that comes to your mind
« on: October 12, 2015, 08:05:16 PM »
/title

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Off Topic / HOW TO DEAL WITH DOUCHEBAGS V1
« on: September 22, 2015, 02:47:41 PM »
~~HOW TO DEAL WITH DOUCHEBAGS~~
welcome to how to deal with douchebags.
this thread will try to make your life easier by dusting the pricks off your back that are
douchebags

MISTER NOSEY
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL (scale from 1 to 10): 6
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF (scale from 1 to 10 also): 3
first, let's start off with mister/miss nosey, otherwise known as, the one who sticks there nose where it doesnt belong.
HOW TO GET RID OF:
this one is fairly easy to get rid of, but there are only two options.
OPTION 1: harass them about their business. fight fire with fire.
OPTION 2: call them out on it
do this for about 1-3 days, and it should stop.


THE PYRO (aka the flamer)
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 10
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 8
mister pyro here is a touch nut to crack. there are only 3 known options.
HOW TO GET RID OF:
OPTION 1: harass them back (this may lead into physical/bodily harm toward you)
OPTION 2: ignore them.
OPTION 3: grow a and stand up for yourself
next, let's move on to the annoying douchebag

THE LOCAL NEWS REPORTER
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 3
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
the local news reporter is an annoying douchebag that tends to fill you with useless facts.
HOW TO GET RID OF:
OPTION 1: fill THEM with useless facts, but this tends to backfire. not recommended.
OPTION 2: ignore them, though it may backfire, they could annoy you more.
OPTION 3: tell them off, example: "did you know that your body is made of 70% of water?" "did you know that i doN'T GIVE A stuff NOW forget OFF". this may backfire, they could be a snitch
now onto the "taboo"

TABOO
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 10
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
the megadouche, aka "taboo" starts arguments for no reason, acts like a cunt, and says he isn't a cunt.
very easy to get rid of, though similar to the pyro. just take more extreme measures.
OPTION 1: harass them back (this may lead into physical/bodily harm toward you)
OPTION 2: ignore them.
OPTION 3: grow a and stand up for yourself
now to the big one.
卐 THE GRAMMAR NAZI 卐
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 7-10, depends.
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 10
ah, the grammar nazi. a prick in everyone's eye. this guy is REALLY easy to get rid of.
HOW TO GET RID OF:
OPTION 1: ignore him, this guy normally shuts himself up after you bring it up.

THE ATTENTION WHORE
DOUCHYNESS LEVEL: 7
EASY-NESS TO GET RID OF: 1
the attention whore is a special kind of disabled being. it throws pity parties to make itself look sad, when really it's living in paradise.
filthy frank does a better job of explaining who this is here.
HOW TO GET RID OF:
this bitch is really hard to pluck off, i'll try my best to explain
OPTION 1: ignore her
OPTION 2: call her out on it
OPTION 3: annoy her to death
OPTION 4: flame her
sometimes these work, sometimes they don't. we can't live in a perfect world anyway.


DID I MISS A DOUCHEBAG OR AN OPTION?
tell me below, and ill add it to the op
thanks for reading, and good luck getting rid of the douchebags

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Off Topic / the forum bathroom
« on: September 08, 2015, 04:34:37 PM »
for those of you who've played
you know what to do
for those of you who've not played
it's simple
place your avatar somewhere on the picture
ready?
set?
go.
a friendly tip
hate having to redo it becuase some guy did it before you?
well fear no more!
type -reserved- or something, and edit it when the picture is done

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Off Topic / draw the above user's avatar
« on: September 05, 2015, 10:48:26 PM »
you know what to do

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the game
i'm building it in unity because i got bored, and since a masterpiece like unturned was made in it, i thought i'd give it a shot.
name suggestions
looking for name suggestions, please be as serious as possible, but if you have to, please by all means, get the goofball out of your system.


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Off Topic / guess the above user's real life name
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:41:02 PM »
you know what to do

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welcome to the first annual
out of the 2 people above you, who's avatar would be better at parties?

how to play
simple, pick who's avatar would be better at parties.
the poll
i just added the poll a few days ago
if you want to be in it, please provide at least 5 valid quotes of people choosing you, then pm me.
you will be in the queue for the next poll
after 20 votes on one person, the new poll starts.
\CURRENT PARTY KING/
SBG


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Off Topic / oh my lawd i finally reached 600 posts
« on: August 31, 2015, 07:17:35 PM »

woop
i was gonna make one for when i reached 500 but it was too late

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Off Topic / post your good/bad jokes
« on: August 26, 2015, 06:25:45 PM »
/title

what do you call a child enthusiast fighting an immigrant
alien vs predator

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Off Topic / ask the below user a question 2
« on: August 11, 2015, 04:33:36 PM »
you know what to do
gogogo

why do we need to know what time it is?

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Off Topic / ask the below user a question
« on: July 22, 2015, 05:08:36 PM »
you know what to do

why does the letter 7 exist

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Help / Everytime I shut down/restart my PC, I have to put in my key.
« on: July 17, 2015, 08:14:27 PM »
/title

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Help / Where can I find aimbient music?
« on: July 10, 2015, 01:56:14 AM »
I've seen multiple people with ambient music, and I'd like to download it myself.

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